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house of life - hans with no pants lyrics

[verse 1]
last summer, during my birthday
we went to the lake and this guy said “hey!”
he was very tall, he had no beard
he said: “come to my fiesta”, it was kind of weird
mom said “no!”, didn’t like his vibe
then he said he’s german so she said “alright!”
his ride was big, the night was bright
the music blasted, hans was so kind
we walked into his house, it had a huge pool
we all laughed, we found it kind of cool!
there were many other kids who looked very thrilled
hans started dancing, he was so chilled

[hook]
hans with no pants
look at him dance
hans wears no pants
look at him, look at him

[verse 2]
then at the party, he gave us all punch
we drank and we drank, we drank a bunch
but you see, this punch was kind of nice
different substances and lots of ice
come on everybody, dance with hans to the beat
and if you’re nice, you’ll get some nice sweets!
he drinks his own piss and he’s a bit crazy
but let me tell you, this guy is not lazy
finally one kid got a little tired
he woke up in the basement, he was all wired
hans without pants stood on the wall
and in his hands, an electric guitar
he sang a little lullaby, it was really great
he sings really well, and he likes to get laid!

[hook]
hans with no pants
look at him dance
hans wears no pants
look at him, look at him

[verse 3]
another kid threw up in the pool
hans likes it clean, so that wasn’t cool!
he danced his special dance and he said: “you’re a fool!
if you puke in my house, you have to clean up my stool!”
we all laughed with hans cause he was so high
we ate so much cake, it was a wonderful night

[hook]
hans with no pants
look at him dance
hans wears no pants
look at him, look at him

- house of life lyrics

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