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hovey benjamin - past my prime lyrics

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[intro]
oh my god
i just realized something terrible

[chorus]
i’m past my athletic prime
i wasted my whole athletic prime
it’s gone like the sands of time (gone)
all that’s left for me to do is die
will i ever go pro?
no, sorry bro
will i make it to the nba?
no way, not today, forever

[verse 1]
why did i waste my time?
makin’ these beats and these rhymes
i should’ve trained for the draft
instead of makin’ ’em laugh
why am i trying to sing?
i should be chasin’ a ring
i’m past my prime
all i got left is my, s-xual prime
let me just double-check that online
wait, according to cosmo magazine
i s-xually peaked at 18

[chorus]
i’m past my s-xual prime
i could’ve been the ron jeremy of my time
i’m sad ’cause i never tried
now i prolly have to turn to a life of crime
will i star in a p-rno?
of course no, it’s too late
will i have a threesome with two milfs?
i don’t think i will, i lack the sk!lls

[verse 2]
i wish i tried my best
i should’ve focused on s-x
now i just smash for free
instead of professionally
watching a p-rn movie
thinkin’ that could’ve been me
i’m past my prime
all i got left is my, optimus prime
let me just double-check that online
oh my god, transformers aren’t real
i don’t even know how to feel

[bridge]
i’m past my optimus prime
i will never bring a cool red truck to life
i wish i had a sentient ride
i always thought i’d fight with robots in the sky
will i hang out with an autobot?
probably not, they don’t exist
will i ever meet shia labeouf?
well, actually, i don’t know, maybe

[outro]
i’m past my prime
i wasted my life
but don’t you cry
’cause when i die
i still have my, amazon prime
i’m just now entering my amazon prime as i leave my athletic prime

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