how to text like a boomer - matt storer lyrics lyrics
here’s how to boomer text:
rest the phone on your chest
nest your chin in your neck
eyes wide, then look stressed
with your left index
press with intent to dent
then send replies dry
no tone to detect
enough said, don’t give a d+mn!
mum’s emoji overload, i text telegrams
sign my messages like letters sent from vietnam
woah, slow the lingo! i’m back at msn!
(when sms comes in)
i’m pro+ringtone, blow my phone up loud
and my folks are the only thing i keep in the cloud
shoot photos low, look me up, i’m lookin’ down
gettin’ vexed with autocorrect puttin’ words in my mouth
cos’ they used to do it my way
by the middle mile they
chose the fast lane of the digital highway
so overtake, there’s no sp+ce for road rage
you’ll also brake if fate brings old age
ape to zoomer, humans grow grey
wait, cos soon the new will go strange
rate my youth as groovy, so say
“ok, boomer”, boomer’s okay
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