
howard moody - brawny paper towel man (remastered) lyrics
[verse]
twenty+five years old, that’s when i met my brawny (yup)
i was working at a gay bar [?] my phone (uh uh)
i rise intersected,we instantly connected,he gave me his number and made my p+ck+r grow
[chorus]
well i finally got myself a brawny paper towel man
he’s the kind of stud you can’t find just anywhere
he’s a furry from top to bottom,sweet jesus i’m glad i got him
i’m his b00boo he’s my yogi bear
[post+chorus]
bottom,top furry,hes a fur+,well he’s a top top furry, he’s a top top top top gay
[verse 2]
a month or so later i moved into his apartment (yup)
[?] that we both knew right away (uh,uh)
he gave me a key and a letter
i got a whole lot better
and it get better every day,thank god i’m gay
[chorus]
well i finally got myself a brawny paper towel man
he’s the kind of gentlemen that’ll open up your door
he’s six foot five,got hazel eyes
looks d+mn s+xy and [?]
brawny is the picker quicker up but i want more
[post+chorus]
my p+ck+r grow,ohh p+ck+r,ohh p+ck+r, he’s a furry, he’s a top furry, he’s a top a top gay, very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top,very bottom (gay)
[verse 3]
we got a mannequin named fern that we dress for parties(yup)
and we both like to watch men’s figures skating two (figures, figures, figures)
he used to be a baptist preachure,now we’re a double feature,just like moulin rouge and xanadu
[chorus]
well i finally got myself a brawny paper towel man
he’s the kind of man i’ve been waiting for all my life
someone i can sit and play cards with
get drunk and smoke cigars with
we went to the chapel got married now i’m his wife
[outro]
bottom,top furry,hes a fur+,well he’s a top top furry, he’s a top top top top gay
figures
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