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howell dawdy - we don't eat lyrics

[verse 1]
i don’t eat red meat, i don’t eat white meat
i don’t eat fish or frogs or snails
i don’t eat sh+llfish, i don’t eat haggis
nothing with a face or a fin or a tail
i heard you’re gluten free, well that applies to me
i’m also kosher and raw hardline vegan
i don’t eat anything that knows, anything that grows
or anything that could conceivably be eaten
so yes sir, i concur
i’m pretty picky when it comes to food
so i’ll just have the chair i’m sitting on, this 4+star ambiance
and a little less of your attitude, ’cause
[chorus]
we don’t need a restaurant to cook us a fancy feast
we don’t need a grocery store with deals that are hard to beat
we don’t need a farmer man, so sell your land and move to the beach
we don’t need a salad plate ’cause we don’t need to eat
we don’t need to eat
we don’t need to eat

[verse 2]
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
throw the cake in the garbage can
and throw the can out in the street

i repeat, i don’t eat, i don’t need to feed myself
my pantry shelves are stocked with fireworks, road salt and magazines
and where the stove was, i put a chest of drawers
and where the fridge was, i put a dance floor
no, i don’t have an ounce of food in me
no, i’m not just trying to get real skinny
yes, i have had food and it is not for me
it made me feel bloated, complacent and sleepy
so go on, dull your mind with american cheese
drown your free will in fat oil and grease
listen to your stomach instead of your head
and let the government tell you that you need food to live
[chorus]
we don’t need a hot dog stand on the corner of any street
we don’t need a b&b, so just point us to the single b
we don’t need vitamins ’cause you know they’ll just re+deplete
we don’t need dipping sauce ’cause we don’t need to eat
we don’t need to eat

[verse 3]
so next time you’re hungry, tell this to your tummy
say you aren’t the boss of me
think of the money you’ll save and the spare time you’ll make
with your lunch hour completely free
the energy you’re divesting from chewing & digesting
and polishing your cutlery
can go to achieving the things you believe in
and you can focus on living your dreams

[chorus]
we don’t need a restaurant to cook us a fancy feast
we don’t need a grocery store to sell us soups and meat
we don’t need a farmer man to grow us corn and wheat
we don’t need a knife or fork ’cause we don’t need to eat
we don’t need to eat
we don’t need to eat
we don’t need to eat
[outro]
we don’t eat
it’s that simple
though i suppose with any movement, you’re gonna have these encroaching gray areas
we’ve had to talk lately about whether or not you can l!ck stuff
[?] is cheating

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