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hpkritical – my life (is the worst life ever) lyrics

[intro]
what the f+ck’s up?
oh, i know what you guys are thinking, “this guy seems really angry”
well, guess what? i’m actually shy
and i know, everyone thinks they can bully me ’cause i run to every class with my rolly bag
well, joke’s on them, that’s where i keep my katanas
alright, let me just tune up real quick
ha
okay, i think i’m ready
this song is about how every day of my life is a complete f+cking nightmare, aka i grew up in the united waste of america, aka i’m a communist, see me after the show for literature

[intro]
one, two, one, two, i don’t care
oh, yeah
oh, yeah, tonight
oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight

[verse 1]
black tears, they stain my broken cheeks, i’m like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
you abandoned me on the side of the highway, which highway? the highway of life
i wanna take my nails and scratch my face off, on a dark black night, you f+cking cursed me
i wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha, happy anniversary

[chorus]
my life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
my life is vomit, my life is sh+t now, my life is terrible ’cause you don’t know what actual f+cking pain is
[interlude]
aka have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread my arms, they told me i could float like a sugar glider?
and guess what? i jumped off, i fell twenty feet and i broke my f+cking foot

[verse 2]
oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight
your words are poison, the words that made me die
the black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
the memories are sh+t and blood mixed into a pie
you said you’d stay, but you lied

[chorus]
my life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
my life is vomit, my life is sh+t now, my life is horrible, ’cause i guess you f+ckin’ abandoned me

[interlude]
aka you moved in with your stepdad in darien, connecticut
but you know what? i’ll never forget the first time we made love
aka you gave me a handjob while i played kingdom hearts

[outro]
oh, yeah

- hpkritical lyrics

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