hub city stompers - johnny date rape lyrics
you saw me standing bar side, whiskey in my hand.
and once i caught your eye i knew what i had planned.
there wasn’t anything so special about you.
it was just one of those nights anyone would do.
[chorus:]
you wanted some stank on your hang-low.
a girl asleep, she can’t say no.
you wanted to peak in my meat-drapes.
and a sleeping girl can’t escape.
and i was gonna give it to you anyway.
oh such a shame, the game you had to play.
now the crew’s on you and you won’t escape,
my little johnny date rape.
i gave you every hint, i threw you all the signs.
but still i had to hear your corny pick-up lines.
your lack of confidence, it should have made me think.
cause when i turned around you slipped it in my drink.
[chorus]
when i awoke next morning
i came to under stand.
i saw you p-ssed out bed side,
pork dagger in your hand.
now you bear all the blame.
you shoulder all the shame.
and i’ll never be the same,
because i’m p-ssing out flames!
it was a bl–dy mess, the night we all found you.
and now you’re sucking soup up in the i.c.u.
so maybe next time you will give a girl a chance.
cause roofies ain’t the way to get in someone’s pants.
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