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huluween - dating a vampire sucks lyrics

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[verse: jackie beat]
i met a guy in the twilight
i must admit it was love at first bite
he’s got a widow’s peak instead of bangs
and a real long long set of fangs
almost nightly he’ll wine and dine me
can’t see him in the mirror when he’s right behind me
hates the sun but he makes me feel young
and when he’s hanging upside down he’s so well hung

[chorus: jackie beat]
dating a vampire sucks
he asked me ‘do you come here often?’
and we did it in his coffin
dating a vampire sucks
last time he bit me, he got stuck
don’t judge me+ i just wanna f+
[selene luna]
find a cute restaurant or have a picnic in the park + i don’t know. something nice!

[jackie beat]
he sat me down, said he must confess
told me he’s been seeing other people’s necks
but i never get enough
all my girlfriends think i’m nuts
‘cuz dating a vampire sucks
pretty sure he’s a vegan
‘cuz my baby doesn’t like stakes
but he guzzles bl++dy marys
he’s so thirsty that it’s scary
and he sucks my juice just like i’m a grape

[selene luna]
listen, i’m not complaining. why do you think i put up with this freak?

[jackie beat]
when he whispers he loves me to death
i always swoon because of his bad breath
dating a vampire sucks
i’ve got one question+ can i ask it?
can i move into his casket?
dating a vampire sucks
listen, i know what you’re thinking
bet he hung out with abe lincoln
[selene luna]
too soon?

[jackie beat]
this relationship really bites
goes for the jugular when we get in fights

[selene luna]
but i kind of like it rough

[jackie beat]
no sweats or high+top chucks
no, he’s always in a tux, yeah
dating a vampire sucks
oh, sometimes you take the good with the bad
sometimes he’s a pain in the neck
but he’s still the best i’ve ever had
dating a vampire sucks

[selene luna]
now i have to wear a turtleneck 24/7

[jackie beat]
dating a vampire sucks

[selene luna]
who does italian food with no garlic?
[jackie beat]
dating a vampire sucks

[selene luna]
good luck finding spf 1,500

[jackie beat]
dating a vampire sucks

[selene luna]
what?



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