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humber - futurama freestyle lyrics

[intro]
son, i’m naming you phillip j. fry
in honour of my little brother
who i miss very dearly
(hogg did it)

[verse 1]
all of y’all retarted, my fans are in a loony bin
where i keep my money? keep it in a loonie bin
all my friends asking, yo where this q guy been?
at the strip club, cause that’s where i sin
got my own t shirt its a goat+tee
out in toronto guy called me crodie
roadmen are too chicken to cross me
doubling down can’t get too c+cky
if i got shot now how many goats remaining?
prolly like 6, i’m just estimating
i got a good life, man i’m t+paining
you hear this sh+t man i’m lil wayning
safe s+x is great s+x
better wear a latex
’cause you don’t want that late text
that “i think i’m latе” text

[bridge]
friend’s i found ten dollars
tеn dollars you say? let me see
it fell off a man, the man got into a taxi, but the money did not
friend’s i found ten dollars
[verse 2]
got some bars straight from chatgpt
so if you ask i did not have cbd
yo, it’s the year 3000, fry’s just woke
leela’s in charge, keepin’ it tight like a choke
bender’s bendin’, always got a dirty scheme
stealin’ all the shine, man, he’s livin’ the dream
professor’s got the plans, twisted and sleek
inventin’ ways to bend time, make your mind tweak
zoidberg’s a doc, but he ain’t got the cure
still, they all make it, though the future’s obscure
planet express, flyin’ high through the stars
in a world full of bars, they dodge all the scars
if these haters acting up, i’ll throw them in an aqueduct
the way i get my money you’d think i’m jacking up
cars, too hot to get all shackled up
haha, i’m funny got you all cracking up

- humber lyrics

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