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hummusvacuum - forklift lyrics

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the landscape company just backed their truck into my whip
and now my kia looks like an old crumpled bag of chips
the landscape guy (ted!) was super nice as he apologized
“i’m so sorry [?? can we exchange it for??]”
but i was feeling saucy so forgiveness won’t suffice
i’ll forgive you for just one little price

[chorus]
let me use the forklift!
come on pretty please let me give it a try
i wanna use the forklift baby
when do i get certified?

[guitar break]

well ted was not responsive to my one simple request
“yeah i don’t think i can let you do that”
he said let’s just stick to protocol
call roadside assistance

but i’m not a quitter
i’m angry and bitter
at the damage that you’ve done
the least you can do is help my dream come true
let me have a little fun
maybe he’ll say yes to a different one…

[chorus]
let me use the chainsaw!
and let me use the forklift at the same time
i wanna use the forklift baby
when do i get certified

“yeahhh… i don’t think i can let you drive the forklift man
it’s just if my boss found out, i’d get in trouble…
it’s a potential osha violation…
it’s just not in the cards”

sad and somber as i watched my car get towed away
ted and i now don’t have much more that we need to say
he said sorry again for all the commotion i’m sorry it happened this way
and i said it’s fine, but i’ll try one more time
what if i ask with a key change
what if i ask with a key change

[key change]
[chorus]
let me use the forklift
come on pretty please let me give it a try
i wanna use the forklift baby
when do i get certified

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