hummusvacuum - roommates lyrics
[verse 1]
when you’re trying to sleep
and you hear the peeps
of soap and suds
but the sounds of washing hands
were not preceded by a flush
kinda confused
the order they choose
the questions they created
you can rest assured
the things you’ve heard
your roommate… just m+st+rbated
[guitar break]
[verse 2]
when you’re trying to sleep
and you hear the peeps
of groans and grunts
but the sounds of constant thumping
are multiplied by twenty tons
kinda perplexed
the sounds of rough s+x
are louder than thеy should be
though it seems absurd
the things you’ve hеard
your roommate… is having an orgy
they didn’t even invite you
do they think my d+ck is [?orange]
[???]
[verse 3]
when you’re trying to sleep
and you can’t believe your roommate’s such
a complete and utter f+ck machine
a s+xual deviant
but something feels wrong
cause throughout this song
the air has ‘come quite sketchy
as your face turns red and you feel the dread
you realize..
yeah you realize
you don’t have a roommate
[outro]
ohh no
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