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humza arshad - arranged marriage lyrics

verse 1:
blud, i’m a pakistani
blud, lied to my mummy
she said, where are you going, i said to my library
me and my crewy, watching-chichin a movie
hari puttar is scary because oh my god it’s hijabi
hijabi in a lorry, came up to me she said what’s my story
i don’t know but i am sorry
please don’t hit me with a choti
she kicked me in my boti
she said i am very naughty
has many sk!lls at making roti
i’m so scared i need a potty

hook:
arranged marriage
your life is tutti with arranged married
tutti tutti, tutti tutti
yeah boy!

verse 2:
i go home one day
my dad said “okay
“i want to say do u want to make arranged marriage” no way
what’s your excuse – “i am g-y”
we’ll take you both to pakistan
you can’t hide and you can’t run
“you can’t do that”, yes i can
we go to heathrow
technology with the automatic door
we wait in the 3rd floor
wait for the plane and then-then go
all the aunties giving me kisses
all the aunties calling me jaan
i said back off, sh-m-l-s
i don’t even know you man
went to a room full of the divs
oh my god, it’s my family relatives
and i see a blik tutti from sri lanka
so ugly i’d rather marry blanca
if me and you compared
you probably got more facial hair
do i ask her name, do i dare?
okay, now what is your name? “lamsoamasamdsshssmdcscmxvxvasdsmnjcjdhdhdcckidjheju
but you can call me lorraine, hmm”

hook:
arranged marriage
your life is tutti with arranged married
tutti tutti, tutti tutti
yeah boy!

- humza arshad lyrics

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