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husbands n knives - the ballad of lucifer lyrics

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[verse 1]
when they moved from turkey
her mum said to her
“julie, you can take your best toys
but you can’t take your hamster”

“screw that”, julie thought
“mum is pretty lame
i don’t care, ’cause lucifer
is coming on that plane”

[refrain]
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho#oh
whee#ha!

[verse 2]
so she’s at check in
looking innocent
putting a cute face on
for the customs officer

while behind his back
on the x#ray screen
lucifer the hamster
is being smuggled in

[refrain]
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho#oh

[verse 3]
on the way to blighty
no quarantine
you might think that she was reckless
but she was only thirteen

this was the first time
julie broke the law
and not the last time
as we already know

[refrain]
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho#oh

[spoken]
on a more serious note, we’d like to remind you that the penalty for smuggling an animal illegally into the uk is a thousand pound fine, a criminal record, and the animal still has to be quarantined or destroyed! taking lucifer the hamster legally from turkey to britain would have cost julie’s mum about 300 quid, for a hamster
isn’t that just total day light robbery?

[refrain]
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho
whoa, whoa#ho#oh#ho#oh

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