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hydrohero - gamers vs. weebs (rap battle) lyrics

[verse 1: sailorurlove (weeb)]
’bout to kick back, while you play your video games
i’ll be weebing it up, probably drooling over yami
while your b+tton mashing ass be crying: “i can’t even win a game”
yeah, go break some more controllers, you’ll still lose all the same
i’m a weeb, so what? at least i ain’t in a losing battle
spending all your time and money just to still suck?
sorry bro, i hate to say it, but it ain’t just “bad luck”
watching a tutorial, won’t even save your ass
if you ain’t smart enough to keep up, yo, how sad is that?
it’s ok though ’cause these shows taught me sympathy
so i’ll take pity on you, flop your ass down and sit with me
and i’ll find you a waifu to get you in the right mood
[verse 2: toon god (gamer)]
i’mma prime hunter, so i’m coming for the top spot
i don’t give a f like fox trot, pull up with a beam, and i pull up with the hot spot
capture the flag, now shoot it down, i ain’t talking one piece when i carry that piece with me
green armor with the yellow visor, big gun, i’mma master chief with it
jump the gut with no bullet bill, i’mma run the block like i’m jumpman
feeling like i’m diddy kong, banana clips, gotta double barrels in both hands
i got a golden eye with a golden gun, and i carry it in my holster
he had levi jeans on, but the laser beam shaved it off, now he wearing hollister
six foot, but when i stand on my ground i’m six four
i’m going kazooie on a beat without a banjo
video game, the way i put in all these cheat codes
now you dealing with us ’cause you wanna choose hard mode

[verse 3: diggz da prophecy (weeb)]
look, i ain’t here to play no games, both nerdy, but not the same
this battle put up your change, continue, no coins remain
so get ready for the smoke ’cause i love to fight
fatality, but ain’t no cheat codes for another life
i’m livin’ up the hype, the cookin’ begins
take a shot like fps, and we gon’ see where you end
this your death note, and listen, i’m so good with the pen
i let it blow like i’m bakugo when pulling the pen
weeby? maybe, your threats, they never phase me
’cause y’all only pushing b+ttons, and y’all never tryna fade me, uh
crazy, y’all took an l from this light one
you gamers more like asta for the p+ssy, y’all don’t pipe none
[verse 4: volcar+ohno! (gamer)]
let’s go, i’mma street fighter, console, pc, mobile, yeah, we shine brighter
you got 2d waifus, we got 3d b+tches, bad on the scene, lookin’ so clean, be mean
kick you in the face, pleasured scream, know you enjoy it tsundere, weeb
at least in my world i have options, while you jerk off to a screen
you got three major genres that anyone gives a f+ck about
we got fps, story, better hentai, are you freakin’ out?
you weren’t ready like your partners when they take the out
if they existed that is you’re probably lyin’ for the clout
alone, i’d say you’re not going home
but that’s where the cops will dig your bones out, wanna say sorry? sorry, i was zoned out
destroy you, but i ain’t a yandere, don’t romanticize the bullsh+t
unlike you, i don’t simulate, on the field i’mma crazy b+tch

[verse 5: hydrohero (weeb)]
gamers on their games, bunch of lames, stay in your lanes
before i force some bars into your back like the six paths of pain
this ain’t a game, i’ll make you gone with no resp+wn+
+taneously combust on the beat, call the fire force because my flow in flames
i’m so insane with it when i get it on the track
we weebs goin’ for the dub, you can’t caption that
but i want the sub, and i ain’t talkin’ youtube b+tton smash
the b+lls in your court, dawg, but you mad, and so you fumble that
no sixty four, but i’m plugged in, yeah, somethin’ like a rumble pack
i’m zenitsu on the track, boy, your b+tch ’bout to get thunder clapped
you gamers watching other gamers playin’ games, you dumb for that
my flow hit on the beat, call me shikamaru, i planned for that
[verse 6: breeton boi (gamer)]
uh, gamers really what the best is
whole crew put your block down like it’s tetris
yeah, sleep on me, where your bed is
triangulate the square to aim the round, we gon’ x him
pull up with the squad, smash bros, everyone is here
weebs always wanna play games, never when i’m near
automata the choppa, you don’t want 2b anywhere nier
mk double dash, boi in the back shooting sh+lls from the rear
for gamers to play games, it takes accuracy
these weebs love j+pan, but can’t even speak j+panese
i’m the controller, two triggers on me can’t handle these
duke nukem, my crew come and they ’cause catastrophe, ay

[verse 7: callon b (weeb)]
callon b and that b mean i’m bingin’
i watched all of bleach in one sittin’
manga panels, they stack to my ceiling
hypland, i just dropped me a benji
weeb sh+t crunchyroll on my tv
hentai if i’m tryna get freaky
baby kawaii, she happy to see me
zeni long pocket fulla that iching
you ride the wave as i hunt for the one piece
i naruto run to the money
bowl full of ramen whenever i’m hungry
mind in j+pan, not of this country
tomagachi that stay on my hip
brand new kimono and that is my drip
cosplay shawty gon’ hit up the con quick
large io mein and it came with a chop stick
anime figurines fill up my dresser
waifu body pillows, i’m extra
i’m sipping sake or maybe the ramune
2d queen, i need me a tsundere
subtitles, can’t wait for that dub hit
i’m watching anime, even in public
on kami put nothin’ above it
this that shonen pack and they jumping

[verse 8: king k (gamer)]
weeaboos getting blown up like i am playing bomber man
take the mastiff to your face, b+tch, i’m pubg with that frying pan
weeaboos are all the same, i got some metal gears for you clones
you’ll get boxed up, then boxed in, i’m not talking minecraft homes
get sh+t on or 1v1 me, p+ssy, i’ll leave you bioshocked
call me link with the shika slate ’cause i got this game on lock
best thing out of j+pan is smash bros, but weebs are kinda sus
i bet they try to smash bros, but have to use their hands to nut
f+ckin’ virgins, never ever try to step to me
i will pipe your mom, call me mario up in her sheets
goku couldn’t beat me, if you think so, well, you’re dead wrong
just call me kratos ’cause of the way that i’m known to k!ll gods

- hydrohero lyrics

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