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hyybridd - my shlong lyrics

[intro/refrain x2]
i can’t get p-ssy
i can’t get p-ssy
i can’t get p-ssy
i’m never getting p-ssy

[verse 1]
hi my name’s hyybridd and i’m only fifteen
i’m probably gonna be a 40 year old virgin, you see?
girls don’t want me cause i’m the ugliest piece of sh-t they’ve ever seen
hoes don’t want me cause i have the smallest d-ck they’ve ever seen
not even ugly or fat, not even dirty, or clean
cheerleading, mean, and scene, or even dd machines
that are tall too, money can’t buy happiness that’s not true
i hate seeing other couples in parks, the movies, at the mall too
i have a feeling that every girl loves to hate me
even with gl-sses, i can’t see a girl that wants to date me
every girl i run into treats me like garbage, lately
every girl is trying to incarcerate me
with all this bullsh-t
i’m jailed, locked up on this bullsh-t
it keeps circling around my head that i can’t focus on my school sh-t
every f-cking girl takes me for a fool, sh-t
every girl thinks i’m a f-ckboy that’s asking for some nude pics
on the inside i’m not even f-ckboy material
they think i just want mine to be taken, like are they for real?
they think i want my shlong to be touched, sucked, f-cked and sh-t
why the f-ck do i keep on dwelling on this f-cking b-tch
or these f-cking b-tches, they just f-cked with my life
why do i think that in the future one of them would be my with or wife
i’ve been called, considered a fool all because of the way i see and think about the girls i like
i guess i have a pretty sh-tty life
you ask on how would i escape from my sh-tty life?
occasionally i would want to drink and ciphe
so i won’t have to worry about the sh-t that i have to deal with life
my annoying mom, school, that tall big t-ttied b-tch
ultimately my life has been turned into sh-t
unfortunately i keep on dwelling on that b-tch
she probably wants to go with someone that’s rich
why does every girl i run into must be a f-cking b-tch
this is bullsh-t, man, it really is
man, this is f-cking pleasant
they compare me to a peasant
or maybe i just need to stop trying and be desperate
aw dammit

[refrain x2]
i still can’t get p-ssy
i still can’t get p-ssy
i still can’t get p-ssy
f-ck it, i’m never getting p-ssy

[verse 2]
you know, i’m sorry i’ve been through a lot of sh-t lately
i don’t wanna call you a b-tch, i wanna call you baby
i don’t wanna be called a misogynist
i wanna date with a girl that wants to hop on this d-ck
everything on here is just my inner thoughts
about how i got tight for all these fat and skinny thots
being blocked on social media shouldn’t be worse than a guy with his hands up getting shot by a cop
so i don’t wanna end up shot and die so quickly
the fast life ain’t for me, i wanna live until i’m at least sixty
i don’t wanna die a virgin, i don’t wanna die alone
i want some more time to look for a girl of my own
to go out with and get stoned
to make out with and f-cking bone
don’t wanna sound like a broken record, but i don’t just want my d-ck blown
i don’t want to play any games
b-tch, you be playing some games
hard to get makes guys upset, and you’re the one to blame, remember that
i hope you enjoy the songs about every b-tch that i’m dissing
i hope you actually enjoy it, i hope you actually listen
the problem with these b-tches is that they’re stupid to see the big picture and they just don’t know what they’re missing
now you know why my eyes are always red and squinted
now you know why i always turn up and get lifted
someday i’ll be rolling in my type r honda civic with new rims and bumpers and all of my windows tinted
someday i won’t be feeling any more emotional pain
someday i will succeed in this game
someday i will get some p-ssy, and for that i’m being insane
let’s face it i’m never getting p-ssy
i can’t escape from it, i don’t wanna be pushy
anymore
now i’m just a scary -ss dude that’s afraid for that sh-t and writes songs about that wh0r-
aw dammit

- hyybridd lyrics

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