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i fucked a turkey and got away with it - nudie bar lyrics

[verse 1: anthony]
i was sitting in your kitchen
i was minding my own business
and your mom was washing up
cleaning the dishes
you were out doing whatever the f-ck you do
and your mom came over to me and she sat next to
and she did something i wouldn’t expect
she wrote down her number and a cheque
she said: “here’s the money you’ll need to get into my place tonight”

[bridge: anthony]
and i’m like “why?”
and it clocked in my mind

[verse 2: anthony]
’cause your mom’s a stripper
she works in the nudie bars
and shes got nice t-ts
and she’ll show her -rs-
and she likes to work with all the kids
because she likes to show them all her t-ts
beause your mom’s a sl-t and she works in the nudie bar downtown
i don’t mind it now, i don’t mind it now
she leans in and whispers in my ear
she said: “anthony, if you want something like this, but have no money, just come here friday, and i’ll show you the nips”

[bridge: anthony]
and i’m like “why?”
then it clocked in my mind

[verse 3: anthony]
that your mom’s a stripper
she works in the nudie bar downtown
and i’m gonna get some of that crown
because she’s got something up her sleeve
actually no, because she isn’t wearing sleeves
it’s part of the job regulation
that she can’t wear clothes when she’s working the station, no
she might be behind the bar
but i can’t think about it when she’s sat there on my lap
holding my arms, doing things i never thought i’d be doing to your mom now
’cause we met in school
and it’s pretty cool
and it’s normal ’cause we’re friends
from the same cl-ssroom
and i’m at your house
not thinking i’d be doing what
but now i’m groping your mom’s -ss
i didn’t expect that i’d be doing that

[bridge: anthony]
oh why?
and it clocked in my mind

[verse 4: anthony]
’cause your mom’s a stripper
she works in the nudie bar downtown
she works in the clubs that i’m around
she gave me the money to get in
so i could go and see the way she shakes her hips
she works on the poles and the bars
and she walks around with a tray of c-cktails

[outro: anthony & connor]
’cause your moms a stripper
she works in the nudie bar downtown
she works in the nudie bar downtown
she works in the nudie bar downtown
she works in the nudie bar

[outro: connor]
dude, that’s f-cking disgusting

- i fucked a turkey and got away with it lyrics

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