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i fucked a turkey and got away with it - your girl lyrics

[verse 1]
went to the toilet and i f-cked a dog (yeah)
turkey is sad ’cause i got it wrong (yeah)
dad walked in while i touched my dong (yeah)
call up my dealer and hit the bong (yeah)
your girl came ’round and left her thong (yeah)
she likes my d-ck because it’s long (yeah)
sat on my face ’cause she likes the tongue (yeah)
went for round two, go all night long (yeah)
p-ssy be streaming like a billabong (yeah)
done with your girl so i won’t be long (yeah)
got no friends, i don’t belong (what?)
a polish guy helped write this song

[verse 2]
got a friend who looks like a thumb
i’m hitting that -ss like a b-ss drum (yeah)
you know what it is, stop playing dumb
i wanted this line to end with “schtum” (yeah)
invite me to a party so you know i’ll come
met some fit girls so you know i’ll c-m (yeah)
had some fears that i’ve overcome
dropped a baby in an oil drum (yeah)
smacking that t-tty like a bongo drum
put down your veg and feel my plums (yeah)
why drink whiskey, when there’s rum?
p-ssy like a harp, because of the strum

- i fucked a turkey and got away with it lyrics

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