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i fucked a turkey - cum and bass father lyrics

[verse]
beat my d-ck but i’ll beat yours harder
nut in your child and nut in your father
it’s really cold, it makes my nips harder
strangled your b-tch with an iphone charger
angel’s g-y but the devil wears prada
my girlfriend asked me to f-ck her harder
then swallowed my baby-gravy as a starter
i play easy ’cause hard is harder
when this song ends, i’ll be a martyr
try to write lyrics but this sh-t gets harder
b-tch, i’m darth vader up in this sh-t
blowing up more rebel ships than in pearl harbour
i played a show at the star and garter
i took music ’cause i suck at drama
we are taller than trading arms, yeah
choose new rhymes ’cause i’m sick of harder
calling up snoop as he tells me, “fo’ shizzle”
bend him over backwards and i’m f-cking iggle piggle
my d-ck ain’t straight, it’s got a little wiggle
i used to the m-st-rbate to the wiggles
i can’t draw, i only do scribbles
she touched my d-ck ’til i tell her, “it tickles!”
a group of blacks is called a n-ggle
where’s the toilet? i’m about to trickle
his name’s not michael, it’s mickle
i get to work on a bicycle
some of these lines need extra syllables
i get kicks out of punching cripples
i’ve got no money, can you give me a nickel?
i f-cked a cactus, it gave me a pr-ckle
it’s really cold, can you see my nipples?
no? can you see my t-st-cl-s?

[interlude]
wait, isn’t anyone taller than trading arms?

[outro]
ouu
trading arms are small
like really really small
like super f-cking small
(laughs)

- i fucked a turkey lyrics

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