i fucked a turkey - i masturbate so i don't get ball cancer lyrics
[verse 1]
cheeky motherf-cker’s got me eating play-doh mix
motherf-cker crams me in like my dad b-lls deep
staring at me with ten inches of d-ck
spin 360°, he’s got sick tricks
man, he never loved me anyway, he calls me “dipsh-t”
dowse me in vinegar, i’ma balsamic
cold cuc-mber, i make the switch
sentience becomes pickle rick
[pre-chorus]
what the f-ck, man?
my dad never loved me
i’m so lonely
it’s not a cry for help
[chorus]
i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely
(i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely)
can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney
(can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney)
i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely
(i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely)
can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney
(can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney)
[verse 2]
sick of all these b-tches putting out the rules
can’t put with the motherf-ckers f-cking a tool
better than the b-tches who f-ck in the schools
blue’s clues, motherf-cker, looking for clues
t.v. is my only escape
or i watch my parents m-st-rbate
as much as ten is better than eight
i’d rather look away
[pre-chorus]
what the f-ck, man?
my dad never loved me
i’m so lonely
it’s not a cry for help
[chorus]
i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely
(i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely)
can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney
(can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney)
i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely
(i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely)
can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney
(can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney)
[bridge]
f-ck, why can’t i grow?
f-ck, why isn’t there any more?
f-ck, why can’t i grow?
f-ck, my d-ck is so f-cking small
[chorus]
i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely
(i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely)
can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney
(can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney)
i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely
(i’m so f-cking lonely, look at me closely)
can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney
(can’t get me h-rny, can’t find my boney)
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