i fucked a turkey - jesus the biff ninja lyrics
[intro: pastor jim colerick]
that’s ’cause jesus christ is my n-gga
[hook: connor edwards]
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
[verse 1: connor edwards]
my roly-polies are going
over my scoliosis
oh sh-t, oh, it’s
your b-tch, bloated
i hope you may have noticed this
i’ve noted that you’re over it
truth is: you suck d-ck
your dad’s g-y, you know it
you farted, that’s a potent sh-t
kim jong-un exploded it
bomb test, blow it
your dad, blow him
punch your dog while throating it
women cannot vote on it
rehab; quote it
f-ck off, bing it
[hook: connor edwards]
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
[verse 2: connor edwards]
bend him over, break his back
and f-ck him like he caillou
your b-tch; a jew
my b-tch; waifu
bopping up like lacey, i’m
touching up the brand new
my p-n-s grew
your mum go, “moo”
i fell over, i tore my
lymphatic tissue
toilet issue
daddy uwu
i’m really f-cking stressed, can you
go make me a hot brew?
milk? no, thank you
sugars? add two
[hook: connor edwards]
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
[verse 3: connor edwards]
your mum’s a spanish traitor
and your dad imports bacon
veggie? bacon
vegan? bacon
chasing women down the street
while i beat my bacon
women? bacon
p-n-s? bacon
shooting up a grocery store
making dough and bacon
abuse? bacon
stolen bacon
i like my young p-ssy like
i like my burnt bacon
ee? bacon
kevin bacon
[hook: connor edwards]
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
i just stabbed your cat, yuh
f-ck it, we came back, yuh
god told us do that, yuh
yuh, yuh, esskeet-t, yuh
[outro: connor edwards & anthony redclift]
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esskeet-t
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