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i have four names - the solomon method lyrics

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born 1978 in the nagano prefecture of j#pan
i tasted my first hot dog at the age of one week
and since then i can’t stop eating them
i invented the solomon method
now follow

[the solomon method:]
1) i take a hot dog and rip it in half;
2) separate the bun from the meat; and
3) stick it in a glass of sprite; then
4) i shove it down my gob

i can do about 69, can eat 69 of those
f#ck joey chestnut, that guy is a slob
i’m 58kg but i’ll make him lose his job
got the 69 world record –
you want to challenge?
jack your hot dogs
and you while i’m at it, eugh!

[bridge]
you call me a pac#man
because i pack the hot dogs in
now everybody, sing after me:
“f#ck joey chestnut, that guy is a chump!”
(everybody scream “chump!”)

[verse 2]
man, f#ck joey chestnut
he’s corn on the cob
i’ll eat and eat and beat
until he goes back in his mum
if world food sources come to be fully depleted
you can take it for true fact
it’s because i ate it

[outro]
“my name is joey chestnut, i’m a chump.”
that’s a quote
that’s a true factual quote
i just read it
now don’t forget my name
because i’m coming for your sprite

- i have four names lyrics

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