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i mostly blame myself - perfect town lyrics

(verse 1: ensemble, mailman, s+x offender)
wake up and smile, it’s all worthwhile
this is the perfect town!
i am the mailman, i deliver mail
this is the perfect town!
i am the plumber, plumb plumb plumb
this is the perfect town!
i’m a friendly neighbor, neighboring around
this is the perfect town!

nothing bad ever happens, nothing bad ever happens, nothing bad ever happens, in our perfect town!
i just came from denver, i’m a s+x offender, this is the perfect town!

(verse 2: ensemble, mailman, s+x offender)
i am the teacher, teachering about
this is the perfect town!
i am the pastor, catholic devout
this is the perfect town!
i won’t touch your children, that’s without a doubt
this is the perfect town!

i had a line here, but i’d rather not
this is the perfect town!
nothing bad ever happens, nothing bad ever happens, nothing bad ever happens, in our perfect town!

(verse 3: ensemble, person 1, s+x offender, mailman)
who wants some tea? i’ll make some tea!
me, me, me, me, and me. but first
i have a piece of paper, i’d love for you to sign
just a legal obligation, it shouldn’t take much time
it says that you acknowledge i’m allegedly accused
of going to a middle school and kicking off my shoes
if we sign your piece of paper, can we go back to our lives
do you guys smell those apples? i’m gonna go make some pies.
every couple months, an officer stops by
he’ll ask a couple questions, you’ll say i’m an awesome guy
i’ll also need a job, i’m fantastic with my hands
i’m also pretty forceful if you get into a jam

(verse 4: neighbor, person 1, s+x offender)
have you heard of springfield, it’s just around the bend
but this is the perfect town!
or the busy city, the nightlife never ends
this is the perfect town!
i’ll give you all my money if you find another town
but this is the perfect town!

(verse 5: s+x offender, mailman, and ensemble)
i’ll give you a bl+wj+b, i’m the best around
this is the perfect town!
nothing bad ever happens…
something bad’s about to happen!
nothing bad ever happens, in our perfect town!

ah, i get it
you all just sing and dance. no one makes mistakes, no one gets a second chance
but maybe i really changed
maybe i realized i was wrong
would you open up your hearts and let me sing this lovely song?
no

- i mostly blame myself lyrics

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