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ian lockwood - your dad lyrics

[verse 1]
thank you for taking me home
we’re all alone
it’s just you, me, and your folks
can’t wait to meet them
i bet they’re so sweet and
i’ll love them as much as i love you, babe

then i see that dad with the thick thighs
serving corduroy, giving me eyes
let me catch my breath, what a surprise
lookin’ like you, only better
lookin’ good, argyle sweater
tell a joke, he give me a lecture
what a lecture

[chorus]
thick d, thick a, thick 401k
your dad, your dad, your dad
that cash, that class, that dump truck ass
your dad, your dad, your dad

[verse 2]
that tommy bahama
that l.l. bean queen f+ck machine
daddy p+n+s showing through his khakis, yeah
you can be my jeff goldblum
make a baby, life finds a way, yeah
you can be my nemo’s dad
find me tangled in some lingerie
[bridge]
stanley tucci on my tushy, yeah
he be crushin’ on my bussy, yeah
tell me that your mom’s in the picture?
i can make her go away

[verse 3]
here’s the plan
dress up like a ghost, follow her around
i’m really good at hiding so n0body finds out
got her feeling crazy and n0body will believe her
so, she gets a therapist
he makes a promise to relieve her
knock him out from behind
she’s at the scene of the crime
she says “it was a ghost”
i put your mom in a psych ward, mom in a psych ward
gaslight her ass, put your mom in a psych ward

[chorus]
thick d, thick a, thick 401k
your dad, your dad, your dad
(diverse portfolio)
that cash, that class, that dumpy trucky ass
your dad, your dad, your dad
your dad, your dad, your dad
[outro]
i put your mom in a psych ward
sorry ’bout it, sorry ’bout it
b+tch, okay
you’re literally making such a big deal about it
i put your mom in a psych ward
serves you right for being g+y

- ian lockwood lyrics

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