ibattle - kelly betz vs. vizual lyrics
[intro: paranormal ezac]
aye, it’s ya boy paranormal ezac, trenton, new jersey
you’re watchin’ the ibattle corona virus tournament
division 4, kelly betz versus vizual
round 1, we know who’s goin’ first
let’s get’s it pop+pin’!
[round 1: kelly betz]
so here i am, bottom quarter of the bill
trading lines in my abandoned ghost town or…
or the string quartet still playing on the deck as the titanic goes down!
get jacked…jack
betz is back!
it’s the ned flanders of meth labs
i tried watching your battles on six tabs
all that couldn’t get rid of you
sat there like, “bro, look at the vizuals”
there’s a large difference from barbiturates to bar quidditch
time travel + smart gimmicks!
canadians are b+tches, but at least they aren’t british
frat boy, know your place
you’re gonna get 1+0’d here, no debate
1+0? no reb+ttals? eh, that’s really fine
if i’m flipping lines, i knocked over your coke plates
don’t think i won’t get on a plane and come over there
hop over the stream like i jumped outta your netflix
it’s all+out assault!
i’ll f+ck one of your exes, tell her i’ll pull out, then don’t…brexit!
this is learning hip+hop from sony walkmans and crossfaders
to learning hip+hop from tony hawk pro skater
you put beans on eggs + it tastes like snot
i get in police chases where i’m chasing the cops!
you’re a faceless, insignificant, pimple+d+cked simpleton!
straight from the uk dumpster
f+ckin’ beige wonder!
get on a plane, i’m john mcclane: i’ll throw hands (hans)!
…yippee+ki+yay, motherf+cker
[round 1: vizual]
yo, it’s viz’ + big up ibattle, premier battles, rap is full
let’s get into this video tournament
i regretted signin’ up for this
i was gonna pull out, but there’s nothin’ i could say that would stop it
rapping in front of no fans is weird for me
for you, it’s just another day at the office
more people know me in your own country + that’s astounding, dude
you’ve got 18 battles online with less than a thousand views
the mouth on you
i’m down to prove you can’t beat me, bro
fire rounds like a gta cheat code
i’m in beast mode
i mean, i’ve heard you rappin’ and i hate it
my bars too heavy, b+tch
this square can get holes in him if he’s actin’ animated
are ya ready, kids?
i could kick your t++th down your throat in person, bro
walk through your city, and your boys don’t want it on they left
big+headed after the fight: joanna jędrzejczyk
i’m sure one of your multiple personalities can rap
maybe you’ve got a chance if you try and let ‘em in
doesn’t take away from the fact you look like every white american
try me
you might be the whitest guy that i’ve seen
type of guy to blame covid+19 on 5g
you’re weird, bro
you like to scream in your opponents’ face, but we all know you’d wouldn’t pull a knife on me
your specs are made outta the same material as a riot shield
you’re weird
type of guy that always freestyles when he gets drunk
tryin’ to show he can rap and prove it to his peers
i guarantee he’s posted online, “self+isolation? i’ve been doing it for years”
i mean, i’m usually cool with the person i’m battlin’
most of the time, i don’t hit opps
but you sound annoying on your metal tracks like when an old train stops
you use the fact that you’re cringey to get people to like you, and that’s wrong
you look like you learned what a multi was before you heard a rap song
22 albums, though, and ya still haven’t blown up?
hah, that’s no laughin’ matter
you’re not gettin’ better with age: adam sandler
let’s go
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