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ibattle - xqz vs. dunsh lyrics

[round 1: xqz]
ok, i am blindfolded
i am not reading off my screen, i am not reading off my screen
i said yo
they mad po got robbed first round
and i get it, fam’ is nice
truth is, lexx rigged the whole thing just ‘cause so many fans are white
f+ckin’ method man was right
your first round changed the whole scene
brought it from its deathbed back to life
which is impressive, when you consider everything that kevin sacrificed
he balances battle rap with real life…
i can hardly fathom
he’s lost his passion for the art, but still does it for us even though his heart’s absent
he pushes through it, he’s a trailblazer
he even invented sarcasm
and he needs this outlet ‘cause it’s his platform…to remind us all that we’re not as smart as him
and the thing is, i was such a big fan of you
but getting to know you in real life has been sorta awful
the first thing he ever said to me was “who’d win in a battle: rum nitty, norm macdonald?”
you’re a despicable human
claims he defends criminals until their innocence proven
but would just as quickly snitch on them, too, just to say his business is boomin’
i said, you no+show this sh+t, though? you got problems
it’s no shockin’, it’s jaw+droppin’
old+school gamer: shoot this duck through the screen wit’ my dog watchin’
but the sad part is you don’t really no+show anymore
i mean, that was your thing, it’s gettin’ weird
i mean, if you think about it, he hasn’t no+showed a league in several years
i mean, it used to be, “well, dunsh is on the card. you think we’ll get him here?”
now they’re completely comfortable booking you in the f+ckin’ eastern hemisphere, you sellout
mr. show up to every battle now
“i don’t ruin events anymore”
lexx told us our opponent at 10:30, dunsh turned in his round at 10:34
i mean, think about the greatest comebacks ever in sports
paul kariya laying dead on the floor, only to get up and score
lance armstrong losing his nuts, then wins consecutive tours
and kevin dunsh winning battle rap’s attendance award
and i know i’m probably gonna lose this round, and 90 seconds is so short
but since i didn’t get to it, whoever battles him next, make sure to mention that weird nose wart
time

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