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ibattle - xqz vs. po lyrics

[intro: benji reckless]
ibattletv, corona virus video tournanment!
round 1 + xqz vers’ po
we already did the coin toss + it’s on xqz
let’s go!

[round 1: xqz]
i say, yo…
i don’t care what the media says
this coronavirus isn’t threatenin’ to me
i’m not about to stay my ass inside forever over some “deadly disease”
if you think all i’ve been doin’ is binge+drinking and watching netflix for weeks
you’re crazier than new girl, season 6, episode 3
we past that
no crowd, no gas like a hazmat
this like watchin’ lost without the flashbacks, friends without the laugh track
for the next few months, we might be stuck inside like some lab rats
not much to laugh at
economy headed for a bad crash
the world is never gonna be the same…and that’s a sad fact
but lexx is still tryna put us all on, and that’s a class act
so now i’m battlin’ po
so to prepare, i checked his last match
within one minute, he said, “you can’t do sh+t wit’ me, literally, physically, lyrically”
yeah, he can rap+rap
it’s so intricate
i got a gun so big i don’t live with it
tearin’ po’s ligaments and keep swingin’ like polygamous
i been ready
bbw p+rn: the clip heavy
stir+crazy in the crib, goin’ noodles and the mixed veggies
backhand you
imagine bein’ someone that i can’t handle
this gon’ be crazier than that time my dog exposed me in a rap battle

[xqz’s “dog”]
steve has spent the last month overeating and watchin’ p+rnhub premium
but not ‘cause they’re quarantinin’ him + that’s just a normal week for him

[xqz]
in conclusion, your life is one big episode of black mirror, where you woke up with smack’s beard
you know, without a bunch of white people to laugh here, my style kinda comes off mad weird
but don’t worry about how long i’ve been doin’ this, or if the style’s a little old+fashioned
‘cause these b+tches still don’t know how to get rid of me like closed captions

[round 1: po]
ayo, virus outbreak, and here i come to the rescue
but excuse the f+ck outta me + what the f+ck is an x+q+z?
i’m searchin’ on the tube to see your boy come to play
but if he raps how his hair’s cut, he’d be the same all the way around
where the f+ck is the fade?
you’re the opposite of aggression, that’s you to the t
xq to the z
another white boy tryna be down, y’all + that ain’t nothin’ to see
put your money on p, i’m acceptin’ all challengers
break his neck
i had the ‘hood lookin’ for x like algebra
i’m pr+ne to violence, known for wildin’, but i move in silence
gloves on, masked up, way before this virus
i had the sweeper, hit a n+gga wit’ the kick: eddy gordo
come on now, keep it tall, b+tch: rebecca lobo
you ain’t ever+ever crossed the ‘hood: chevy logo
act brave, it’s 4 ks on his helmet: that’s a gopro
bro, your gun bars are cringe
we know you ain’t a shooter
you’se a high fade away from becomin’ a state trooper
two pairs, twin cans, i put ‘em both in your vision
and let it fly for the paper like a carrier pigeon
your g is suspicious
you don’t look like a op + you look like a cop!
to get outta jail, he’d prolly tell whether he did it or not
maniacs, never fold
it’s in the genetic code
grab the semi, load
bust the magazine open like a centerfold
let it go, that’s fo’ sho’
i’m po, you shoulda known
somebody shoulda told lil’ bro i’ll let it go
that’s fo’ sho’, you for show
you ain’t really the hardest
if he feel froggish, it hit the fan, the only thing you pressin’ is charges
i hear him talkin’, all you hear is the “blah!”
put the barrel to his lips: “excusez moi”
too real, too ill, this dude is funny
so put your money on p…or lose your money

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