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ibuddy - off to the zoo with that smelly baboon lyrics

[verse 1]
oh my sweet darling how can i say
his odor hits harder than a sweaty hot day
like a cat cafe it’s a smelly display
these fragrant troubles make me want to run away

[pre+chorus]
i clean the house
i cook the meals
but this scent is driving me mad
it’s a battle of love and test of the soul
how the f+ck can something smell so bold

[chorus]
my hubby’s got a smelly old sack
it’ll jump on up
give your nose a whack
no matter what he does
no matter what i say
he walks around smelling every single day
if he can’t fix this really soon
it’s off to the zoo with that smelly baboon
i hope they come and get his ass soon

[verse 2]
when he comes home at the end of the day
his presence is my nose’s dismay
a mix of p+ss and a stench of eggs
for christ f+cking sakes can you wash your b+lls babe
[chorus]
my hubby’s got a smelly old sack
it’ll jump on up
give your nose a whack
no matter what he does
no matter what i say
he walks around smelling every single day
if he can’t fix this really soon
it’s off to the zoo with that smelly baboon
i hope they come and get his ass soon

[bridge]
the smell is rank
and the outlook is dark
my hubby scrubs himself
so hard it leaves a mark
but even when he steps out of the shower
the smell stays put like a nasty super power
we event sent him through the car wash for an extra scour

[pre+chorus]
i clean the house
i cook the meals
but this scent is driving me mad
it’s a battle of love and test of the soul
how the f+ck can something smell so bold
[chorus]
my hubby’s got a smelly old sack
it’ll jump on up
give your nose a whack
no matter what he does
no matter what i say
he walks around smelling every single day
if he can’t fix this really soon
it’s off to the zoo with that smelly baboon
i hope they come and get his ass soon

[verse 3]
i get that he works all through the day
but how can anyone not have a thing to say
with them dangly old things smelling like an old drain
if he worked in a morgue the dead would complain

- ibuddy lyrics

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