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ice t - 99 problems lyrics

(feat. brother marquis)

[ice-t]
yeah, last year a lot of motherf-ckers asked me
why i didn’t do no old s-x nasty sh-t
but this year i went down to miami and got my n-gg- from 2 live
brother marquis in the house! (yeah i’m the motherf-ckin n-gg-)
yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
all these n-gg-z is havin girl problem, marq
(huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
lemme tell you what time is it…

i got a ho from the east, got a ho from the west
got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
i got a ho from the north, a ho from the south
a ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
i got a b-tch with hair, a b-tch with none
a b-tch with a knife, a b-tch with a gun
a b-tch with a -ss big as a tv set
and there’s a b-tch over there; hey, the one i’m gonna get
but yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
no sweat to a vet; i’ll slam a sista though, word
ice in the whole d-mn herd
i f-ck ’em all and leave ’em on the curve
i got a b-tch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to f-ck me with her -ss up on the kitchen sink
got a b-tch with t-ts, a b-tch with -ss
a b-tch with none, but hey i give her a p-ss
and i love ’em all, i love ’em crazily
and they love me back – that’s why they stay with me
so if you havin girl problems, i’ll be there for you son
got 99 problems and a b-tch ain’t one – hit it…
nah a b-tch ain’t one

[ice-t]
i got a b-tch that’s old, a b-tch that’s new
a b-tch who love velvet in the colors blue
i got a b-tch who’s fat, a b-tch who’s built
a b-tch who all her t-tties give out powdered milk
i got a b-tch who’s funny, a b-tch who ain’t
a b-tch who can sing, a b-tch who cain’t
a b-tch who loves f-ckin on a airplane..
i even got a b-tch off +soul train+
i got a b-tch who rolls a rag-top benz..
long ends
i got a b-tch who’s broke as a b-m..
but she’s the most fun
i got a b-tch who play piano, a b-tch who don’t
a b-tch who dances naked, a b-tch who won’t
a b-tch who’s short, a b-tch who’s tall
a b-tch who burns my pager with priority calls
and i love ’em all, i love ’em crazily
and they love me back – that’s why they stay with me
so if you havin girl problems, i’ll be there for you son
got 99 problems and a b-tch ain’t one – hit me

yo marquis – you from miami man why don’t you show
these motherf-ckers all the over the world; the 2 live style
of how the b-tches treat a motherf-ckin fly n-gg- like you

[brother marquis]
i got 99 problems and a b-tch ain’t one of them
i don’t trip on hos, cause i don’t need none of them
p-ssy’s the temptation, d-ck’s the persuasion
all hos suck c-ck n-gg- how you play ’em?
that’s why i don’t sleep on ’em, i just freak on ’em
stick d-ck in they mouth; take it out and i skeet on ’em
the n-gg- the one-nighter, the b-tch exciter
i only love my hos when i’m goin up inside her
problem number one is gettin money
i’d rather taste the green than sip the honey
so don’t expect nuttin cause i ain’t offerin
i go hard on my b-tches, cause i’m never never softenin
puttin the demand on ’em, f-ck ’em and scram on ’em
the “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” game is ran on ’em
so f-ck how you feel, you f-ckin cheap thrill
i hope you took the pill cause i won’t pay the bill
gettin p-ssy’s just another expense
if p-ssy pays the bills then d-ck pays the rent
i only need a ho for one thing and that’s to c-m
i’ve got 99 problems and a b-tch ain’t one!

[ice-t]
ha! yo marquis my motherf-cker you got problems man?
(a b-tch ain’t one) aww sh-t!
now let me tell you how to do this sh-t

[m] i got a b-tch that loves to g
[i] she’ll f-ck you right after she f-cks me
[m] i got a b-tch who loves both
[i] i got a b-tch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[i] i got a b-tch that’s fast, a b-tch that’s slow
[m] a b-tch that’s a virgin and a b-tch that’s a ho
[i] a b-tch that lies
[m] a b-tch that’s true
[i] a b-tch who’s a man because they’re “b-tches 2”
[i] i got a b-tch that’s cool
[m] a b-tch that’s hot
[i] a b-tch who loves rap, a b-tch who loves rock
[i] a b-tch who’s lost and one who knows where it’s at
[i] she gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[m] i got a b-tch that runs, i got a b-tch that walks
[m] i got a b-tch that yells, i got a b-tch who talks
[i] i got a b-tch that’s dirty, got a b-tch that’s neat
[i] i got a super fine b-tch that i knocked in the swap meet

[ice-t]
and i love ’em all, i love ’em crazily
and they love me back – that’s why they stay with me
so if you havin girl problems, i’ll be there for you son
i got 99 problems and a b-tch ain’t one – hit me…
no a b-tch ain’t one..
(huh, you know a b-tch ain’t one!)

[ice-t]
youknahmsayin? i got problems with my motherf-ckin rent marquis
but a b-tch ain’t one

[brother marquis]
man you got yourself nothin man
f-ck them raggedy stank–ss hos n-gg-

[ice-t]
a b-tch ain’t one
i got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a n-gg- out, y’know?
but a b-tch ain’t one
got problems with motherf-ckers.. buyin my records
but a b-tch ain’t one

[brother marquis]
f-ck ’em all, n-gg- f-ck them motherf-ckers

[ice-t]
youknahmsayin? a b-tch ain’t one
got problems man

[brother marquis]
all them motherf-ckers can kiss my motherf-ckin -ss.. f’real

[ice-t]
really, n-gg-z worryin about b-tches
they better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]

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