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icp insane clown posse – mad professor lyrics

[dialogue between violent j and couch guy]

[violent j]
i was never popular, this i’ll admit, f-ck school never liked me, goo!
all the kids would always beat me, until i’m half-dead
make fun of the size of my forehead
but that sh-t never bothered me, mama and mother
they had a lot of property
they had a science lab in the bas-m-nt
and that’s where my free ti…well, my time was spent
i made a mouse with a chicken head
it clucked three times: cluck, cluck, cluck!
and then it was dead
i made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the sh-t (yeah)
but i’m still lonely, i need a homie
so i collected limbs and made a zombie
i could’ve made a girlie friend
but f-ck that, i got my girlie right here…yeah!

[chorus]
you can call me mad professor
i will make a friend for me
you can call me mad professor
we will rule eternity

[dialogue between violent j and a b-tch]

[violent j]
i used so many body parts it was crazy
i killed a whole bunch of mother f-ckers , like what, eighty?
they all chipped in on my special friend
everything helps, even if you got a finger to lend, come on
i hear the other children playing outside
“keep it down you little b-tches, i’ll skin your f-cking hides!”
?stressful?, this part is wack
some how i gots to attach this nut sack
sh-t! f-ck! i’m sawing off an elbow
looking at the meter i’m like ?quasar and ziphalo?
or better yet look out the f-cking window
i see a storms coming, almost time to roll
screw the head on, come on, come on
it’s the thuggish, ruggish, bone
okay it’s time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
f-ck! sh-t! didn’t work

[chorus]

[dialogue between violent j and a wrecker serviceman]

it wasn’t always easy (h-ll no!) let me tell ya
but f-ck that, cause i ain’t no failure
i put the sh-t with the veins and this with that
wait a minute…(brrrt) did you hear that?
it’s alive! i just gotta wake it up
hand me that rock & rye pour it in a cup
give it to his -ss wait, hold up, pause
i ain’t cleaning his draws man, f-ck that
get him fat, get him ready, it’s almost time
paint his ugly face up almost like mine
i see him twitching, i’m on a roll
he can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
turn the hertz all the way up for this sh-t
and just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
did it work? you make the call
sh-ggy? (what up, y’all!)

[chorus 3x]

- icp insane clown posse lyrics

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