icp insane clown posse - three rings lyrics
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“h-llo?”
“you have a collect call from ‘f-koff’. please answer the following
question ‘yes’ or ‘no’.”
“will you pay for the call?”
“is this on?
gather round my wealthy friends,
and endure the horrifying sights
only your worst nightmares could produce.
actual human beings of a deformed nature.
come at once, and come and endulge yourself
in our own twisted amus-m-nt of another’s misfortune.
yes, ladies and gentlemen.
enter our 3 ring show of freaks!”
ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung.
my name’s violent j and i staple my tongue
to the desk in school, then i run down the hall.
scarin the sh-t outta all of yall b-tches!
which is why you don’t invite mine to your party
just cuz i don’t look like everybody.
i guess you’re just a bunch of rich boys.
b-tch boys. scary. blblbblah!
and what’s the big deal about my neck.
just because now and then i like to let it stretch up
a couple feet to get a better sight.
is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
no! so, now how ya gon’ act?
so what if i got another arm growin’ outta my back.
i guess i’m just another freak show thing
and now they got me in the 3 rings.
(chorus):
3 ring. a ding a ding ding. people love to point and stare.
3 ring. a ding a ding ding. it’s the same as everywhere.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
ring two! how do ya do? i’m sh-ggy 2-dope.
chicken-faced b-tch! (who?)
you don’t try to front hoe.
try to play me out just cuz i’m runnin wit the side show.
so maybe there’s the leg growin out my neck.
but, don’t jet baby, huh, not yet.
popped out the neden like a pound of lead.
doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head.
oh sh-t! i knew it had to f-ck up my circuits.
cuz, when i was 2, my momma left me at the circus.
abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows
like bat-boy, hermaphrodite, and old man crow.
but then i escaped to the ghetto zone.
started a crew of my own m-th- f-cka, i’m not alone.
so don’t be stickin’ your finger in my face stank.
or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings. freak
(chorus)
(chorus)
“i certainly hope you’re enjoying yourselves, here, at our 3 ring
exhibit. but,
to be honest, i
really don’t see what’s so f-ckin’ funny about it. these f-ckin’ people
are
real!”
“ring 3, the icp! look if you want,
but i wouldn’t lay a hand on me.
that’s how you get f-cked up.
we’ll squeeze your windpipe’s shut.”
yo! i’m a nerd, word. i drink thunderbird.
half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb.
she busted in to my tent now i’m f-cked.
had the fat-bearded lady in the buck. ugh!.
f-ck that. b-tch suck that.
i was born with a w-ng, but i never had a n-ts-ck.
it’s two b-lls hangin’ wit no protection, so,
i move real careful and slow.
you can call me a wierdo, call me a freak.
call me don knotts cuz i’m gettin at it every week. uh!
so come see the carnival and throw me your change, b-tch.
i chill with the 3 rings.
(chorus)
(chorus)
“well, that’s it. i hope you’re satisfied. i hope you had a good time,
you f-cking heartless
b-st-rds! you saw what you wanted, so grab your f-cking kids and that
fat, flop of sh-t
wife of yours, and get the f-ck out of our circus tent! you cold-hearted
sons of b-tches!
you think they looked f-cked up? just wait till i kick your f-ckin’ lips
in a couple times!
you’ll be sittin’ up here like a b-tch, and we’ll be laughin at your
folded -ss. they’ll call
you lumpy. after i done puttin knots all over your f-ckin forehead. yeah!
hey, hey little
boy! come here, how’d you like it if i tied your neck in a knot? you
f-ckin’ little b-tch!
come here, i’ll f-ckin shove that f-ckin’ corndog up your -ss! get the f-ck outta
here! the show’s
f-ckin’ over. get the f-ck outta here, you f-ckin heartless b-st-rds.”
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