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idiosync - the thing lyrics

whoop dee da

i’m sitting on my bed trying to get my spinning head straight
i just can’t believe i went on and p-ssed the twelfth grade
sh-t must’ve knocked me cause i was out off the club of spades(what?)
and realized life is still a poker game without a flush of straight
got up with johhnny depp,the secret game of secret window
i’ve been dead at times but i still live the moment,is it memento?
nah’ thats just too nolan for me,i’d rather go for donnie darko
triple tons make us vomitt,just spill the beans micheal clarko
ninety nine percent of my words will make you feel obscene
i don’t give a d-mn,cause i already have a career with mr bean
my rhyming pattern may be simple but it certainly is clean
just never tell a pinkish pig a secret,that d-mn thing might squeal
i think i’m having amnesia and a frigging deja vu too
i just found out your ex wife’s other car is a broom
like em said i’m the sh-t stain in the underwear of life
don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
a piece of advice,just rhyming like spilling the rice
cut the ice man,h-ll i don’t know how to roll a derby dice
when i was in the school,the second part of fluid physics got me
i used a skid ramp just to hit the million dollar baby(on the wall)
sh-t,is that another controversy ?should i hide behind the van?
if you say love is grand,i’d rather say divorce is ten grand!!!
none of you chumps can shake hands with batman
cause he’s busy making makeup for the cynic mad-man
living this life ain’t a curse but its no less than a boon
god exonerate me from this lyrical spoon
that feeds me when i’m down with the 104 fever
12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is 1 lite year
i might not be a ventriloquist but i still can throw a voice
the same way bieber did it except it was cacophonic noise
i am hoist,with this equivocation of words
college girls don’t have hot flashes… they have a powerful surge
don’t wait for the chorus pals this verse ain’t got one
thought i’d k!ll you now but your air is in my lung
initiating ritchie’s valkyrie wasn’t on tom’s plate
a butler with no t–th is an in-dentured servant
my idiosyncraises from the genesis hit the crevices
to the services of departmental crackhead lyricists
from the lyricists to the toothhead criticists
what the h-ll dj,get out of mk’s premises
falling in love is the epitome of falling for hurt
she said the feeling is mutual,so i just spitted in the dirt
and i wasn’t sure it was his real name 50 cent!
was the plan with joker necessary harvey dent?
my crafty beads flew when they turned on the ceiling fan
h-ll yeah i cried like they stole my luxury sedan
i’m no fan of eminem but i love the bizarre stan
do i look like a guy who writes according to the plan?
h-ll yeah i’m out of this game i don’t even wanna in
cinderella would be bad at football cause her coach was a pumpkin
so if you think this sh-t was worth a piece of clapping
then please make me wake up cause i probably was napping

i might intestate without rap and music,fellas!
you all know what will be my swan song

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