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idle achiever - forever alone! lyrics

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[chorus]
i called my mom, she didn’t answer
i called my dad, he didn’t answer
i called my brother, he didn’t answer
so i just stayed at home

i called my lawyer, he didn’t answer
i called my doctor, but he didn’t answer
i called my therapist, he didn’t answer
so i’ll just stay at home

throw a party like

[verse 1]
i called my best friend up
but he ignored the call
i called my second best friend
but his phone was off
should’ve waken up earlier
now my energy’s gone
someone please give me motivation to put pants on

i guess i’ll call the pizza place
they’ll pick up the phone
with a large pepperoni
who cares if i’m alone?
put my favorite show on
stayin’ up ’til the crack of dawn
i give an extra big tip to the pizza guy, shawn

[chorus]
i called my mom, she didn’t answer
i called my dad, he didn’t answer
i called my brother, he didn’t answer
so i just stayed at home

i called my lawyer, he didn’t answer
i called my doctor, but he didn’t answer
i called my therapist, he didn’t answer
so i’ll just stay at home

throw a party like

[chase]
man, it’s been a long time comin’ on this record

[noah]
yeah, i never thought it’d come out, y’know?
what, with the mixing and mastering

[chase]
yeah, it’s got me look like some sorta…
obese pimp monkey over here or something, i don’t know

[noah]
obese pimp monkey? what the cr#p, chase?

[chase]
i don’t know, man, just go with it

{noah]
alright, alright
you do you, dude

[chorus, noah]
i called my mom, she didn’t answer
i called my dad, he didn’t answer
(ah, he must be busy)
i called my brother, he didn’t answer
(come on, dude, i’m lonely)
so i just stayed at home

i called my lawyer, he didn’t answer
(ah, sue me)
i called my doctor, but he didn’t answer
(aw, man, i’m dead!)
i called my therapist, he didn’t answer
so i’ll just stay at home
(i’m forever alone)

throw a party like



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