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ikim & bacardi - funk rap lyrics

a dibbie+dibbie dive, the bip+bip bop
i said i’m rockin’ don’tcha ya stop it, give it all you got
i said a whip it and a wop it and a soda pop
like a happy bunny rabbit goin’ hoppity+hop
i’m ikim [?] and i’m bacardi
we’re the baddest mcs that could ever be
i said the people come from all sorts of walk of life
just to hear us rockin’ vicious ’cause they know we’re nice
now before an exhibition with no competition
then i took an expedition [?] listen
to the sound going ’round to the funk getting down
to the [?] listening too loud
and i’m bacardi and i’m known to rock
with the kind of rap that goes nonstop
with no hesitation, but devastation
with continuous nonstop activation
just giving you total stimulation
to relieve you of any kind of complication
and to show your immediate appreciation
by means of no other than a celebration
i said a join this funky organization
and be a part of a funky nation
and i don’t know how we’re meant to do it
i mean rock so viciously
i guess once you got it you never lose it
it just comes naturally
like the leader of our country who’s the president
don’t have to worry about the mortgage or paying rent
like porky the pig who has a famous [?]
if you dress him up he’ll act the same
like [?] and the [?] all over the world
’cause you changed your s+x from boy to girl
like [?] yourself
like talkin’ to the wall ’cause there’s no one else
like losing a race and you’re the only one
like they ain’t told your wife is your father’s son
getting down with the sound that’s going around
just being a freak on the disco beat
like being stuck on the toilet for three days straight
like going to bed with the girl you hate
like lifting weight to increase your size
and breaking your back and now you’re paralyzed
like disco doug who hasn’t got enough
like a casanova who [?]
like stupid jill who forget her pill
like the son of sam you don’t give a d+mn
like mother goose who’s on the loose
like the [?] couldn’t rock
like being held in iran against your will
and if you don’t cooperate you’ll be k!lled
like the people responsible think they’re gettin’ away
but we know they’re not which is needless to say
’cause our country is too powerful and it’s too strong
to let anybody get away with things that are wrong
it’s very true that we may fight amongst ourselves
but we [?] interference from anyone else
’cause when the time comes we fight as one and never alone
and demand that are people be send back home

so they can rock and don’t stop
so they can rock and don’t stop

so like a bird flying high raise your hands in the sky ’til you finally reach the top
get funkdafied and be satisfied and don’t you ever stop
i said way back, the hustle was in and people was gettin’ down
now people is funk[?] and they light the way [?] the funk is now in town
in case you don’t know just who i am or who i might be
let me tell you now, i am the man, i’m the baddest of all mcs
i’m the man in miami who ran to save ya
from a terrible disaster called hurricane david
i don’t lie, i don’t pretend
i said me and hurricane were the best of friends
i met awhile back in ’69
i said a hurricane david was a h+lluva time
said doing nothing wrong i was diggin’ the sound
i said a something came along and knocked me down
then i got up and took a look around
i said a one minute later i was back on the ground
started thinkin’ to myself, this can’t be
i said hurricane david isn’t messing with me
so when i got up i braced myself
i said i opened my mouth and i hollered for help
i said hurricane david wasn’t [?] away
i thought i’d never get to see another day
but what do you know, i have no fear
i said open the door, the funk is here
i said the funk and david really got down
the funk too strong and david left town
david came back in ’79
said i want you to meet a friend of mine
i said hurricane reggie is his name
he’s gonna send you back from where you came
i said the funk just smiled, said wait awhile, let’s take this to the shore
i said scared david never made it and frederick was at the door
first the funk stood still then without a warning
kicked frederick where it hurts the most
towards jacksonville i said early that morning
he was traveling up the coast
then the funk stood up so everybody could see
what was going down
said i dare anybody to mess with me
don’tcha ya know i own this town
and as the story goes in case you don’t know
who the funk just might be
i don’t want you to go before i tell you so
the creator of funk is me
i’m ikim [?] the creator of funk and whatever the case may be
if you’re havin’ problems with your woman i got the remedy
just a close your eyes and keep in stride and dance to the funky beat
get on out there, shake your derrière
’cause you can’t do it in your seat
i said a bump to the funk that’ll make you move
’cause the creator here is gonna make you groove
i said rock you to the top don’t you ever stop
’cause the creator of funk is gonna turn it out
have you ever took count of all the djs
that be rockin’ the nation from day to day?
you got a disco 92 and a bls
out of all the radio stations they rock the best
you got spoonie gee, tony v
[?] of miami
you got a scotty [?] who plays a serious sound
i mean the brother never hesitates to throw down
you got a jerry j and some djs
mighty big ben rockin’ night and day
you got my man dave of the clarkson crew
who’s tearin’ down the house, just a doin’ the do
and i learned from them all, listened to their sound
that’s why now i’m the best, say the best around
i took a little of this and a little of that
that’s why my funk is on time, it’s the serious wack

but anyway, that’s beside the point
they said if i had any sense i’d be smokin’ a joint
but it’s not for me, it’s not my thing
but i can get down, just the same
’cause i don’t need any herb to be satisfied
i got what is called a natural high
any cheeba [?] choke
and it’s d+mn sure cheaper than snortin’ coke
i don’t smoke, drink or [?]
but times you swear that i had some reefer
people say brother what do you do?
i just look and say whatever i want to
they ask me what do you mean what you want to?
why don’t you just tell me who are you?
well i’m a boxer, a bowler and i never miss
a lover [?] music therapist
i’m a writer, a drummer, funkologist
a dancer, a runner, martial artist
i’m a gunner, a dj, the best by far
so now people tell me just who you are
’cause it seems you don’t know who i am
so let me tell you now i am the man
i’m the man who sent the letter to the president’s mother
he could do a better job sellin’ peanut b+tter
i’m the man of advice who told president nixon
your tape recorder needs some serious fixin’
i’m the man who makes love nonstop
and like maxwell house, good to the last drop
i’m the man with the body built so fine
that woman are after it all the time
i’m the man who went out and broke both the knees
of the so+called strongman hercules
i’m the man that rode around on the pony express
said the creator of funk will never rest
i’m the man that you accidentally took for granted
so i went out and sunk the ship…

- ikim bacardi lyrics

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