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ill mitch - board is best lyrics

[intro]
it was hard to tread when i had the sack around my shoes

[verse 1]
walking down the avenue i saw my favorite bum
he wanted a way to school and so i gave him one
i loaned out my board but only for a borrow
i tell him, “take if for a day, i need it back tomorrow”
i didn’t get back [?] twenty eight days
so i tried to find transportation any other ways
first i tried rollerblade but it really wasn’t fierce
five day rental come with belly b-tton pierce
i strapped on the blades, tried not to do a wilder
feeling like these shoes were made by a fruity cobbler
i went to the flea market to try a pogo ball
but i bounce around like peasant and fall into the stall
next i try a pogo stick and hop around like gremlin
don’t know this man named pogo but he do a bad -ssemblin’
i was told to leave the area because i make a mess
so i go to [?] with razor scooter, put it to the test

[chorus]
well i said, you know
there are many ways to go
some ride high, some ride low
some ride sky, some ride slow
the board is best, yes yes yes
the board is best, yes yes yes
the board is best, yes yes yes
ignore the rest, yes yes yes yes

[spoken interlude]
and i tried to roll down a hill
but the hill was more like a cliff
and i was going too fast

[verse 2]
the razor fall apart when i try a bunnyhop
handlebar dis-ssemble and i do a funny flop
the next device i try i heard was a cl-ssic
two white leather boots with wheels made form plastic
you may call roller skate but i call them painful
fell sixteen times [?], and falling feels shameful
try a cycle bike because i do not like to hike
but it had one pokey plastic seat that felt like a spike
i usually don’t do watersport because the sun will cook me
but i go ahead and try the board by the name of boogie
i do not have an ocean but i tried it in a pond
i float around ’til cops come and make me move along
i never got to try the boards called a surfer skim
i banned from the beach so it’s hard to work with them
a ski is not for me, neither in water or in snow
my feet go in different direction when i wish them go

[spoken interlude]
yeah, never had chance to try sled
oiled up a slip-and-slide
rolled down it in cellophane

[verse 3]
every ride i said i ride, i really ride, i haven’t lied
i don’t ever mouth trash something that i haven’t tried
but i had enough and i know where my feet go
they belong on my board in rain, hail, sleet, snow
i found my favorite bum to get back my favorite board
said he [?] my board new job working as a table boy
at the renaissance restaurant he make enough to afford
his own board and at work he get a promotion sort

[chorus]
the board is best, yes yes yes
the board is best, yes yes yes
the board is best, yes yes yes
ignore the rest, yes yes yes yes

[outro]
the flea market was full of peasants
all over the place
they had, eh, like i said… gold, eh, gold -ssembles
i think it’s a real silver painted gold
or maybe, i don’t know, aluminum
i’m not sure of my minerals… my elements
next question please?

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