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ill mitch - living in the rap game lyrics

[verse 1]
i board on four wheels and a piece of wood
my favorite place for lunch is called pizza hood
or is it pizza hat i don’t remember names
all i know is that i came to entertain
and it’s my turn to bring food to festival
meat happy pizza with no vegetable
so all you women put on your sundress
before you undress and make a fun mess
every time i perform at a wedding
the bride maids usually find it upsetting
when i give the children a caffeine pill
and teach them a cuss for a laughing thrill
i am the master of cerеmonial rap
give bride bottom cerеmonial slap
when it’s my turn for champaign toasting
i toast myself for champion hosting

[chorus]
living in the rap game
living, rap game
living in the rap game
living in the rap game
living, rap game
living in the rap game
[verse 2]
i once do concert at a fashion show
where women too skinny where flashy clothes
they think they’re so hot and walk like robot
i trip male model with pants that were low cut
sometimes i do rap shows at casinos
i wear black satin vest and tight roll my chinos
i fight blackjack loser on last occasion
and was escorted out with police persuasion
for six long months i entertain on a cruise ship
for a bunch of rich kids on extended school trip
for part of my show with everyone surrounded
i climb the smoke stack and i pour a beer down it
after ten more cans beer smoke make me cough
after seventeen more of them engine turn off
i was afraid to get sued
i didn’t know what to do
fled with pretty hippy girl in a life canoe

[chorus]
living in the rap game
living, rap game
living in the rap game
living in the rap game
living, rap game
living in the rap game
[verse 3]
one time i do a concert in an airport in the lobby
i didn’t do it for a pay i did it for a hobby
i didn’t get permission either didn’t know i had to
airport security tackle me and put me in a bad mood
i fought eight men just to get my mic back
made friends with them later and we shared a flight snack
i also did a show at a rich brat’s birthday
of all the ways to meet women this is the worst way
they hired me for one but i rapped for four hours
i advertised to mother that i rap at baby showers
then i got my slip n’ slide and rolled it out on yard
i made the fattest dad slide right into a car
every time i get in trouble and i go to holding cell
i rap all night to prevent a fight and hope it will go well
but when i do a jailhouse show it’s never for a profit
when i rap for judge and jury about the charge they drop it

- ill mitch lyrics

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