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illy joel - doing it all lyrics

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spoken: and that’s what rock n’ roll comes down to, it’s the show. the performance. everything else secondary to the show

verse 1:

2016. it’s you boy. first name illy, last name joel aka marty mcflyist, the time traveling hip hop wizard. i’ve been rapping my whole life and never won a grammy. yo, let’s do this. let’s go

i get more head in this cl-ss than dennis blunden
chillin’ by a mac cl-ssic while arvid’s giving bumpkins
i’m f-ckin’ carol seaver while she’s puking up her lunch
i’m kissing marcia’s lips while getting cheered on by the bunch

a dirty mother f-cker jerking off to tv guide
a yearly subscription pages sticky c-m inside
keaton is cheatin’ is eaten between justines thighs
i f-cked the whole cast of family ties

skippy got sickly and left the neighborhood
tootie, natalie, and blair been eaten’ p-ssy good
take the good take the bad when you’re eating the beaver
robot vicky’s in the closet and so is ben seaver

tony is the boss when it comes to house
he’s f-cking monica putting his hand up angela’s blouse
tim taylor, al borland this is my binford tool
you can call me mr. feeny when i’m f-cking you at school!

verse 2:

and that’s how it’s done, but we’re not done yet! i started this whole hip hop sh-t in 1977. september 29th. let’s do it!

my kevin arnold’s deep inside of winnie’s popper
i’m getting extra credits after cl-ss with mr. cooper
cousin larry and balki are f-cking nell carter
i put my d-ck inside of kelly bundy in front of her father!

t-g-i-f have mercy when you kiss her
don’t tell me to cut it out when i’m eating kimmy’s giblet
i’m a not ready for time prime player getting laid at noon
i’m getting blown throughout the house you can call me max headroom

woody f-cking diane chambers, sam is getting mad
in front of stacy, mrs. winslow just f-cked both of her dads
jerry and elaine just had a three way with newman’s -ss
kramer f-cking george costanza in a new york cab

i’m a late night host f-cking everyone you seen on tv
each page in my tv guide is getting extra sticky
call me steven urkel, i will f-ck you if you’re fat
busted a nut too early – did i do that?!

as a matter of fact i did

spoken: in the past you’ve been sort of cynical about showbiz aspects of the music business, are you still cynical now that you’ve achieved success? no, i’ve met too many stars. real established big stars, i’ve seen it go to their head. it’s just boring. well, me, me, me and my deal and my movies and my image. it’s like get away from me! you know?

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