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illy - you’re a dickhead lyrics

[skit]
“what’s up”
“is this weed?”
“what?”
“you got [?] for this?” “yeah”
“where’s that?” “uh…”
“where’s that?”
“[?]”
“i have to take your ass to jail, you know that?”
“for what?” “for what? look at this!”
“just lightin’ a cigarette” “this ciga+weed!”
“well, it look like a cigarette”
“you better head back home”

[verse 1: j. stark]
yo
yo, my b+lls hang low
you have problems breathin’ from where your b+lls hang bro
that’s pretty impressive, what’s the measurement in length?
(five inch) not bad, only problem is it’s stickin’ out your head
you look sort of like a f+ckin’ d+ckhead, in fact
you need to get that sack relocated down to your dacks
until then, retrieve that mug to thе d+ckhead bin
a beautiful place whеre all the dirty sh+theads live
i’m a mad rapper, you’re a sad f+dg+ packer
with a p+n+s where it shouldn’t be, for that matter
back in primary school, you were seen with a g+y bunch
all the people saw the p+n+s on your head at play lunch
maybe that’s the reason why you wouldn’t say much
’cause when you got excited, little d+cky would spray c+nts
tried to pick up with that staggering grin
but all the girls were put off by the b+lls waggin’ near your chin
you’re a d+ckhead
[chorus]
you’re a d+ckhead mate
there’s a b+llsack on your face (oh yeah)
you’re a d+ckhead mate
there’s a p+n+s on your head

[verse 2: illy]
my w+lly’s like from my elbow to my wrist
yours goes from your forehead to your lips
and that situation must be pretty sh+t
when you go to take a p+ss and afterwards get the drips
[?] spit roasts would be pretty sick but
you have a d+ck on your head, so yeah
it isn’t even big (nah) and it’s about an inch off
the centre, it’s kind of like an eyepatch
bet your arms get tired when you w+nk
and i bet it really hurts to wear hats (ouch)
and i bet you hardly ever drive
you got that [?] b+llsack blockin’ out your sight
and if i aim high, i could give you a kick to the nuts
and a black eye at the same time (pow)
but i don’t wanna hurt you bruv
god’s punished you enough, d+ckhead

[chorus]
you’re a d+ckhead mate
there’s a b+llsack on your face (oh yeah)
you’re a d+ckhead mate
there’s a p+n+s on your head
[outro: illy & j. stark]
mundine (d+ckhead)
kyle sandles (d+ckhead)
bert newton (d+ckhead)
barry hall (d+ckhead)
matty lloyd (d+ckhead)
brian mcfadden (d+ckhead)
f+ckin’ madonna (d+ckhead)
[?] (d+ckhead)
dermott brereton (d+ckhead)
[?] (d+ckhead)
carson kressley (d+ckhead)
akmal saleh
f+ckin’ will [?] (d+ckhead)
rex hunt (d+ckhead)
harbhajan singh (d+ckhead)
those c+nts that wear those really tight jeans (d+ckhead)
judith lucy (d+ckhead)
jackie o (d+ckhead)
kate langbroek (d+ckhead)
schapelle corby (d+ckhead)
mercedes corby (d+ckhead)
the whole corby family actually (d+ckhead)
julia gillard (d+ckhead)
al murray (d+ckhead)
jeremy starke (d+ckhead)
especially those two, sorry mundine (d+ckhead)
yeah, you’re a mad fighter, man (d+ckhead)
still a d+ckhead (d+ckhead, d+ckhead)
yeah, we just decided to put that on at the end of the mixtape, bit of a f+ck around, but this is actually the very end. hope you’ve enjoyed it. gotta give a shout out to my mate 7’6 at strongh+rn studios and, uh, yeah, keep an eye out mate. peace!
illy, illy!

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