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infiniite - allah's underpants lyrics

[intro: infinite]
aight this is serious guys ok?
this is no joke
just listen

[verse 1: infinite]
i was in my house and
i was tryna get some rest i was drowsy
out of nowhere, gabriel came in
cut my chest open and pulled my heart out, it
wasn’t painful, he had my heart
washed and cleaned rinsed so now i am faithful
i went outside, saw a steed there
wasn’t a donkey nor a horse neither
then i noticed, she has a female’s
face but i tried to figure out her motives
then she told me “hop on my back
gonna take you where the other world is”
so i did as she asked me
then with a fast speed, we went to the sky
is it just another bad dream?
on a flying donkey, heading toward the mosque in
jerusalem, if i tell ’em they’re gon’ mock me
then she said you’re gonna have to p-ss a test
which one would you drink? he wants you to manifest
your true desires, honey, milk or wine?
then i said, isn’t god supposed to be omniscient?
i mean he already knows what i’m gonna choose?
just do what he wants i’m on a mission, she said
and i chose milk, then we flew to the heavens when her task was fulfilled

[hook: tj kirk]
allahu akbar
pray for london, pray for france
pray for allah’s underpants
allahu akbar
pray for london, pray for france
pray for allah’s underpants
allahu akbar
allah’s underpants
pray for allah’s underpants (allahu akbar)
pray for allah’s underpants
underpants
underpants

[verse 2: infinite]
i was on the first level when i saw adam
he was doing something prolly god had him
doing it, and i just could not fathom
why he was doing it, then i thought madam
eve where is she? he said it’s we the only thing
that matters, god would rather
suck a d-ck than to have women here when we’re working
cuz they’re good for nothing and i ain’t joking
that’s why we don’t have any female prophets
cuz god hates all the women nothing
can change this, they are made to suffer
you better submit his rage’s the roughest
alright, adam, i gotta go the other
levels and meet god so farewell ’till our next meeting
and i better call eve he said to squeeze them t-ties
on the second floor, i met jesus
he was with john, john was trying to please him
then i met joseph, idris, aaron
then i got a chance to hang out with moses
on the seven-floor, i met abraham
then gabriel told me we’re getting closer
to allah’s throne, and this crossroad’s right path
is the way that we must go
then i saw god over there
he had nothing on but an underpants
he saw me and said start to dance
i said “what?” and he said “just shut your mouth”
just do what i said ‘fore i crush your scalp
then i did what he said and he started to w-nk
then he came so fast and he said you have
to praise me fifty times every day
after bargaining a lot with god
i changed the mind of almighty, five
was the last number that he gave me
and i was ashamed to ask for less so i just said please
do me a favor and give me a miracle
cuz it doesn’t matter how much of a lyrical poet i am
people would never believe this
then he gave me his f-ckin

[skit: infinite]
muhammad: underpants
guy 1: you really want us to believe that bullsh-t?
i mean that wasn’t even funny
wasting our time by listening to your fabricated night journey story muhammad
muhammad: ok i’m just gonna split the moon in half. here
you still don’t believe me?
guy 2: did you f-ck the she-horse along the way too muhammad?
muhammad: what?
i mean just to set a new record
muhammad: no
guy 1: oh she probably was above nine or something
guy 3: but you know what? i’m actually kinda curious what exactly was adam doing in heaven?
muhammad: really? so you believe me right?
guy 3: nah. i’m really just f-cking with you
guy 2: you ain’t never gonna be a new prophet muhammad
guy 1: muhammad your poems suck
muhammad: do you guys even hear me?
guy 2: you won’t amount to sh-t
guy 1: your rhymes are terrible son

part 2

[intro: infinite]
i did all i could
but they didn’t believe me
so they left me no choice
i had to wear allah’s underpants
and so i did

[verse 3: infinite]
yo i got the power to k!ll you all
if you do not, believe me, i would begin a war
burn every single heretic all the infidels
submit to allah or i’m gonna slit your throats
k!ll every female cuz women ain’t sh-t
all these b-tches i wanna subjugate ’em in this ancient
desert, i want every motherf-ckin f-g -ss g-y dead
all these pagans, the f-ckin jews worship satan
man i f-ckin hate dogs
imma k!ll every dog that i see
imma k!ll you girl even if you’re khaleesi
i just wanna k!ll k!ll k!ll k!ll k!ll
my name is muhammed, i’m here to fulfill, feel
my task as the prophet to spread islam
submit or die b-tches or ima take your moms
and your little girls and all the sh-t that you have
imma do this any way heathen even if you bow

[outro: infinite]
you still don’t believe me? ha?
you still don’t f-ckin believe me?
kneel before me or die
k!ll all of ’em
k!ll every single one of ’em
k!ll everybody
k!ll every single one of ’em
k!ll ’em all

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