iniquity rhymes - the final two lyrics
[intro]
welcome to the war youtubers i’m one you can trust
i’m not your everyday commentator and to flow is a must
i rap on these beats with p-ssion and i’ll show you i’m not just
a one hit wonder i jab with music until your speakers combust
i’m iniquity and i’ve taken the role as host for you now
thanks to woody and limbs for creating and composing this wow
they let the little guys shine in this compet-tion delighted
to partic-p-te, 64 contestants promised to fight and
they gave it their all with dedication and never looked back
this community is a nation and we’re on the attack
but two men have risen amongst, the rest are forced to fall back
thesidesho and fuzzyotterb-lls are now on the right track
[verse 1]
let’s start off with thesidesho now please let me tell you his story
we begin and his stride goes to the end lets witness his glory
he faces off against dartshart it was everything but boring
his commentary sk!ll picked up in speed its like he was flooring
the pedal of greatness the viewers were roaring to see more and
his funny lovable personality kept us from snoring
the judges p-ssed him on to the next round munchgamer’s restoring
a friendly feud we as viewers just really wanted to see
sidesho supplied us with great gameplay and m-ss hilarity
he gained popularity and was as devoutly as can be
and in this next scene he showed us a clip portraying his true person
he’s everything i expected but just a wackier version
he’s back and he’s hurting every opponent thats thrown his way
actually exerting everything he’s learned up until today
olizandri had his hands full in this bout its sidesho’s field day
he had fun with every match, his character’s far from cliche
his accent is entertaining and i’d put his songs on replay
they’re an array not the map his tracks are an impressive display
he’s not aggressive but the subs continue to comment his name
as the videos released his opponents had felt some dismay
[verse 2]
mr. dunkus was up next in this match time for the elite eight
if sidesho was given the chance to do so he would repeat wait
he already did so 5 times as this compet-tion inflates
i flow steady with fine rhymes like sidesho’s ammunition equates
he’s so ready to find time it’s his inhibition to negate
anything subpar as he’s now up against xdavidxs
except what are we forgetting they’re both excessive with greatness
and this match was no easy task because david was a great threat
give your respect to the man for making it this far but i’m here
to say good luck to the irish finalist who flew like a spear
into the chest of the opposition this man will persevere
and now we meet his nemesis fuzzyotter plans to interfere
[verse 3]
let’s take a look at this mans bracket spot first match ibashtv
we’re introduced to fuzzy packing shots a smash you must agree
he brings comedic commentary and with cl-ss i do foresee
this man going far in this community and think he would be
the one to bring debris in a metaphorical sense of course
after all he spoke to an otter in this game commence the war
he’s very witty with his words and has no shame he builds rapport
with his viewers and psnj is up next you can’t ignore
the flame that fuzzy brings in this match-up and like i said before
this guys funny with his sarcasm and i think i sense a corpse
referring to the fallen ones you need not worry anymore
fuzzyotterb-lls gives us something new the past is out the door
just a few months ago not many of us knew who he was
and i think thats because there wasn’t a buzz but look what he does
texasdro is his third match-up and was defeated in this tale
fuzzy took us through funny messages and replied to hate mail
while at the same time wreaking havoc in game watch as he impales
the enemy as this hectic game of demolition unveils
i don’t think you’re ready because this next exhibition entails
a real popular troll face-off that possibly could have derailed
fuzzy from reaching the finale but his otterb-lls prevailed
against ukranianlimbs they both brought fire to this very rumble
but our finalist finished first with his stand up jokes on jungle
with tight grip he never fumbles and he’s consistently humble
on a lightweight marathon run no ghost no camp no tumble
[outro]
lastly we see the final 4 matchup unfold before our eyes
fuzzy pulverized every guy and oversized to win the prize
and vertical was the very last obstacle in his path
neither were merciful they both were surgical and pleased the m-ss
but only one can be victor and fuzzyotter was the man
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