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insane clown posse - bang! pow! boom! sampler lyrics

[intro]
“is that a d-ck in your ear?”
would you let a man stick a d-ck in your ear? i think not. yet you continue to listen to lame radio stations every day, which is just like having a big d-ck in your ear!
“f-ck the radio!” (welcome to the wicked sh-t)

[violent j and sh-ggy 2 dope]
(woo!) heheheheheheh. you won’t be hearing us on 102.foo!
or 88.hate!
nah, we don’t give a f-ck, f-ck, f-ck about that sh-t-
you see, the radio is afraid of us!
our music takes you on an adventure, into the dark realm of the dark carnival, presented only by
by, by, by psychopathic records! (whoop whoop!)
we are the most hated band in the world
the duke of the wicked
and the southwest side strangler
the insane clown posse!

from detroit city murderous
it’s icp
big violent j
and sh-ggy 2 dope
back with super producer mike e. clark
exploding
on september 1st
with the release of their brand spankin’ new alb-m
the incredible bang pow boom

[samples]
with a bang! (bang!)
say goodbye to everything!
your complete annihilation is the reason he came!
and a pow! (pow!)
he’s wiping everything out!
turn your whole f-cking world into a mushroom cloud!
and a boom! (boom!)
it’s your inevitable doom!
n-body escapes, and everybody’s consumed!
with a bang! (bang!)

i’m sick of the f-ckin’ radio telling me what the f-ck to listen to
what’s fresh, what’s not fresh, what’s hot
what about the sh-t i wanna hear? like some underground sh-t
some f-ckin’ real sh-t

man, the wicked clowns are that untapped, untouched sh-t
unf-cked with by that mainstream
the real, authentic, underground wicked sh-t (woo!)

bang! pow! boom! features 17 crispy–ss tracks of all-out dark carnival wicked sh-t madness
including the brand new instant horror cl-ssic juggalos are bound to love: fonz pond

[samples]
the water’s thick with murky mud
the weeds are red like splattered blood
in this pond a spirit cries
snakes and bugs replaced his eyes
some don’t believe and dare to swim
something under will pull you in
hidden deep in the wild brush
if you know where it is, then hush
(we almost there)
don’t go in the water!
that fonz pond
don’t go in the water!
that fonz pond

[violent j and sh-ggy 2 dope]
fonz pond is about a haunted pond, somewhere deep, deep, hidden within the woods, and
all kids of kids dare each other to jump in the water, and go up there and end up missing and sh-t. something pulls them in the water
it’s, uh, it’s spooky

also, the street banger for stranglers called, “to catch a predator”

[samples]
i’m probably gonna burn for this
ain’t no lesson to learn from this
there’s nothing i’ma earn
but it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
i said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
and it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

violent j poses as a child on the internet
and catches pedophiles at his house
then, he hangs them by one foot in the bas-m-nt
and tortures them
it’s f-ckin’ awesome

only on the amazing bang! pow! boom!
can you find this high-energy spazmatic flavor bad boy right here (the bone)
the song is like an instant shot of energizement (the bone)
and it’s called (the bone) the bone. (the bone) (the bone) (the bone)

[samples]
the bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand
he was taking me to jail, but that wasn’t my plan
i broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as i can
he got the bone… he got the bone!
i jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet
ran down the steps and headed right into the street
waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
he got the bone… (get out, b-tch!) he got the bone!
i hit the gas and i’m swerving in and out of my lane
coppers on my tail, i’m driving like i’m insane
old man up in the street, crossing slowly with his cane
he got the bone… he got the bone!
smashed into a post, i jumped outta my car
hopped over a wall, running through someone’s yard
ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
he got the bone… (bone m-th-f-cka!) he got the bone!

[child] mom!
[mother] we would love to keep playing that song for you, but until bang! pow! boom! comes out on september 1st
you got the bone!

collectors, peep this out (what?)
bang! pow! boom! will be available in three different flavors (ooh!)
you’ll notice in stores that the cd comes in three different colors
well, that’s not the only thing different about them
each of the three versions also have their own unique alb-m intro and hidden track
which version will you cop? green, red, or blue? hm? (hmm)

featuring absolutely no special guest
icp return to their original dark carnival ways
on hilarious tracks like “boing boing”

[samples]
b-tches get sprung when i walk by
i dunno if it’s my -ss, or maybe cause i talk fly
but no lie, as soon as i speak to ’em
they all want me to screw em

and “juggalo island”

[samples]
we can have fun. (ha ha ha ha ha!)
we can let go, by the water
bang! pow! boom!, sunny like high noon
met some ‘lettes, and they all comin’ over soon
have a luau, i’m getting blew out
come over here if you ever get threw out
we gotta place for ya-

(and) (and) and the slow-rollin’ thunder-slammin’ masterpiece (masterpiece)
“i found a body”

[samples]
i found a body (found a body)
i sure as h-ll could use a buddy (use a buddy)
i’m lonely, i could use a homie (a homie)
ever since i got out, stress has been on me
(stress has been on me…)

(this song) (this song) (this song) (this song)
this song is about finding a dead body in an ally
it’s grizzly
and bringing it home to hang out with
it’s brutal
cl-ssic icp wicked sh-t
psychotic
mike e. clark is sick for this one
(sick) (sick) (sick) (sick) (sick)

man, the wicked clowns are not afraid to go to the extreme to entertain
that’s just what they do, and that’s who like this sh-t
people who are into extreme sh-t

(bang! pow! boom!)
this cd sampler also comes with a ninja decoder tool
hang onto this high-tech device and find secret important messages hidden within the m-ssive booklet that comes with bang! pow! boom!
don’t forget, those who seek shall reap great reward

(the wicked clowns will never die, b-tch!)
icp serves as a shining light source of just how far untapped, independent music can go (go, go)
completely uncensored and relentlessly on the f-ckin’ move (move, move, move)
the wicked clowns will never die

don’t miss out on this soon-to-be juggalo cl-ssic
icp’s new alb-m, bang! pow! boom!
hits stores everywhere and anywhere down with the clown
september 1st, 2009

check out insaneclownposse.com to have your wig flipped off your head every day, b-tch!

[one and a half minutes of silence]

oh sh-t! i f-ckin’ forgot!
wait
what do- (laughs)
oh sh-t! i f-ckin’ forgot!
go to www.wf-ckoffradio.com
nine to one-
can i [?] do the “oh sh-t”?
alright
oh sh-t!
go to www
wait, i gotta say, “i forgot,” right?
alright
oh sh-t! go to ww-
i forgot to say i forgot
www.wf-ckoff, okay
okay, ready?
(clears through)

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