insane clown posse – great milenko phone skit lyrics
-phone rings-
man: “h-llo?”
j: “is mandy there?”
man: “it’s 2 o’clock in the morning.”
j: “did i ask you that?”
man: “who is this?
j: “j.”
man: “what are you doing calling here this late?”
j: “look, f-cker! i’m packin’ wood the size of texas! so put your daughter on the phone and take your b-tch–ss back to sleep!”
man: “what did you say to me?!”
j: “mother f-cker!”
man: “where’s your father at? put your father on the phone!”
j: “aight. hold up…… daaaaad!”
sh-ggy: “h-llo?”
man: “h-llo. i’m, i’m sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, when…”
sh-ggy: “wait, wait, wait a minute. you can’t be in bed with your wife… i’m in bed with your wife!”
man: “you son-of-a-b-tch! i’m calling the police! i know who you are!”
sh-ggy: “you do?”
man: “yes i do!”
sh-ggy: “well, alright! tell ’em i said f-ck off!”
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