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insane clown posse - hooker lyrics

[verse 1: violent j]
i’m pathetic, i’ll admit it
ain’t no hoes that’ll let me hit it
i tried so hard, spent so much cash
makes no difference, i get no -ss
i go to the t-tty bars and make it rain
get a lap dance, but it ain’t the same
i even tried all the dating websites
it only led to more lonely nights
but just as i had a date who no-showed
i seen this hottie, so my car slowed
it was a hooker, and i had fifty bucks
so my d-ck she sucked
and

[chorus]
i f-cked a hooker, and i liked it
cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
i f-cked a hooker, and i liked it
cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

[verse 2: sh-ggy 2 dope]
call me john, and i’ll say, “that’s right”
i had a hooker on my d-ck last night
and yes, she was a meth head
and yes, she stunk up the bed spread
and yes, she had syphilis
but i wore a rubber when i split the guts
i don’t give a f-ck. i got no time
to date and buy hoes expensive wine
i ain’t tryna buy you a piece of steak
with this hard-earned money i make
but i pay for the neden. thank you, miss
f-ck for an hour but never kiss
you’re probably thinking that i’m dirty
that’s okay, ‘cause i think you’re nerdy
the same d-mn ho that you f-cking love so much
charged me fifty bucks
and

[chorus]
i f-cked a hooker, and i liked it
cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
i f-cked a hooker, and i liked it
cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

[bridge]
what can you buy with a fifty spot?
you can get some neden, if she’s hot
it ain’t you fault she needs the cash
it’s a fair trade; you need some -ss
[hooker]
hey baby, you want me to suck your c-ck for fifty bucks?
you want mama to come sit on your lap, honey?
come on, baby. i know you got fifty bucks. i’ll [?] your b-tt for ya
you want me to get that brown eye? come on. it’s only fifty

[chorus]
i f-cked a hooker, and i liked it
cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
i f-cked a hooker, and i liked it
cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

[outro]
(just fifty bucks!)
you want me to [?] your mustache for you, honey?
(just a fifty spot!) (h-ll yeah!)
come on, baby, you want [?] felcher?
(oh yeah!)
fifty bucks, baby
(i got a hundo on that!)
i know you want some p-ssy, baby
(oh, you only want fifty?)
you want a cleveland steamer?
(ooh!)
cash me out
(count me in!)

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