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insane clown posse - house of wonders + mike clark bitchin' lyrics

[house of wonders]

[verse 1: violent j]
so there you are, you’re sittin’ there just kinda chillin’
a richie boy, you look a little bit like dylan
the 90210 b+tch with the funny hair
so i’m gonna change a few things around, here and there
start with your eyes, i pluck ’em both from your head
and pull your b+lls out your sack and stick ’em there instead
then i snap off your toes and stick ’em in your nose
and pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
you’re almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
but your lips, man, to me, they just don’t look right
they could be a little fatter, even more
so f+ckin’ fat that your lip is draggin’ on the floor
tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
and tack a sign on it, tellin’ what you’re all about
set you up, ’cause now you’re ready, so open up the door
’cause at the house of wonders, you’re the freak show

[chorus]
carnival thrills
carnival chills
carnival excites you
carnival k!lls
(ahh, ooh, ahh, oh)
another freak show from the jugga+lugga+lo
carnival thrills
carnival chills
carnival excites you
carnival k!lls
(ahh, ooh, ahh, oh)
another freak show from the jugga+lugga+lo
so there you are
[verse 2: sh+ggy 2 dope]
come on in, chickie, wow! ain’t you a pretty?
i think i’ll start with the silicone that’s in your titty
i’ll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek
so now, you look like the elephant b+tch freak
don’t try to run, chickie+poo, i’m just gettin’ started
i’ll beat your head in with a brick until you’re half+r+t+rded
remember the ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
don’t try to laugh now, b+tch, you look like her mom
you came to do the starin’, but it’s you they’re starin’ at
i’ll stuff you full of chili cheese dogs to make you fat
then i’ll stretch your f+ckin’ lips and stick ’em in your ear
so all that evil sh+t you talk, only you can hear
i shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top
and then i spit on your nipple until you drop
hey! almost ready, jumpsteady, open the door
’cause at the house of wonders, you’re the freak show

[chorus]
carnival thrills
carnival chills (so there you are)
carnival excites you
carnival k!lls (so there you are)
ahh, ooh, ahh, oh (so there you are)
another freak show from the jugga+lugga+lo (so there you are)
carnival thrills
carnival chills (so there you are)
carnival excites you
carnival k!lls (so there you are)
ahh, ooh, ahh, oh (so there you are)
another freak show from the jugga+lugga+lo
so there you are

[mike clark b+tchin’]

[spoken: mike e. clark]
+dial tone+
hey it’s mike clark, pick up
yo, what the f+ck man what’s up with this greatest hits sh+t?
when the f+ck am i gonna be paid for this sh+t, dog?
you guys still f+ckin’ owe me for carnival, what’s up with terror wheel, f+ckin’+f+ckin’ 2 dope record
what a f+ckin’ assh0l+, ask to give me a f+ckin’ call
f+ckin’ signin’ my ass like that, it’s bullsh+t, f+ck
w+when were you gonna tell me about this sh+t?
you f+ckin’ assh0l+s man
f+ckin’ what’s up with, uh, f+ckin’ ringmaster? what’s up with that?
motherf+cker give me+give me spade on that sh+t, f+ckin’ dog beats i don’t give a f+ck if i wasn’t on that b+tch
f+ck it, y’know blew my and suck miller up in this b+tch
man, go fu+ man, f+ck that. that’s some f+cked up sh+t
f+ckin’ man, f+ck that, y’know

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