insane clown posse - i fucked a cop lyrics
-police talking on radio-
[verse 1: sh-ggy 2 dope]
i was starving so i walked to the doughnut shop
cause that would hit the spot
i ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream
then i heard someone order the same as me
i turned around to look and we connected eyes
she was a cop, i tell no lies
at first i was terrified indeed
cause in my bag was a pound of weed
but she just smiled, i smiled back
and then she asked me where i’m sitting at
and could she join me, and then it cl1cked
this b-tch is on my d-ck
we ate together, talked and giggled
my d-ck was harder than a pickle
my heart was beating like crazy fast
non-stop, i’m about to f-ck this cop
[hook:]
i f-cked a cop, i f-cked a cop (hey!)
who can say that they f-cked a cop (hey!)
all i gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)
and i get some neden son (hey!)
i f-cked a cop, i f-cked a cop (hey!)
who can say that they f-cked a cop (hey!)
she don’t arrest me or beat my head in
nah kid i just tap the neden
[verse 2: sh-ggy 2 dope]
that night she picked me up in the squad car
the whole time my meat was hard
plus i didn’t have to ride in the back
i sat up front next to the gun rack
she pulled cars over as my heart raced
and i put the spotlight in they face
one kid had meth in his car and got arrested
as we drove to jail i got molested
she jacked me off and i almost nutted
as the kid locked up in the back head-b-tted
the gl-ss, i took her mace and sprayed the guy
and we both laughed as he started to cry
i was having stupid oodles of fun
when she took him in, i played with her gun
i’m telling you now i couldn’t wait to hit it
the officer biscuit i was dying to split it
[hook]
[verse 3: sh-ggy 2 dope]
she came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted
and as she drove i fingered the neden
she had a bush like the one in my front yard
plus my hand stunk, my d-ck was still hard
she said we have to raid a drug dealers home
i asked if i could help and she said “come on!”
we rolled to the house with four more units
look at that i’m starting to sound like the b-tch
they broke the door down, we ran inside
i found the money and dope and now they’re mine
finally her long -ss shift was over
she took me home and she had a doberman
pinscher dog who didn’t like me at all
she put him away and then she called me
into her bedroom and we finally f-cked
that’s why i’m the man though, the neden sucked
[hook]
-police talking on radio-
(hey!)
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