insane clown posse - my kinda bitch lyrics
my kinda b-tch ain’t like your b-tch
‘coz my b-tch don’t b-tch at all
my b-tch don’t blink, she don’t even think
about money or a f-ckin’ mall
my kinda b-tch don’t fix her hair
she don’t care about what she wears
‘coz she’s much too busy pullin’ the worms out her b-tt
she ain’t bathed in years
my kinda b-tch, i’ll never forget
we first met on a ouija board
miss crabber d-mned, she would chew on snakes
an’ swallow a ninja sword
i said, “hey, b-tch, how do you do?
some f-cks call me violent j”
she picked her nose an’ flicked it at me
smiled an’ was on her way, my kinda b-tch
my kinda b-tch
my kinda b-tch don’t fix her hair
she don’t care about what she wears
my kinda b-tch don’t fix her hair
she don’t care about what she wears
my kinda b-tch has a hole in her neck
an’ has to talk like this, “i love you”
she can drink through it, ya’ get used to it
it whistle every time we kiss
my kinda b-tch gots one good t-ttie
the other one’s skinny an’ red
she can make the one jiggle
the other one don’t do sh-t but just sit their dead
my kinda b-tch has a wooden eye
with a nail stickin’ half way out
it once caught a fire an’ we all had to spit
in her face just to put it out
my kinda b-tch is a little loopy
an’ her -ss might droop a bit
but i scoop that loop an’ fold the flop
an’ i f-ck that pile of sh-t, my kinda b-tch
my kinda b-tch
my kinda b-tch gots one good t-ttie
the other one’s skinny an’ red
my kinda b-tch gots one good t-ttie
h-llo? um, my name is j, i’m from detroit
i’m looking for a girl, who’s, um, dead
um, a girl who can possibly fulfill
some of my fetishes
which include, um, dipping your t-tties in faygo
and slapping my face with them
um, jumping from the dresser
and landing on my b-lls, uh
my kinda b-tch waits ’til i sleep
then run an’ f-ck my friends
an’ every time i break her legs
then give my homie ends
she shot me once an’ stabbed my neck
an’ even broke my nose
but i lick her from her crooked neck
down to her stringy toes, my kinda b-tch
my kinda b-tch
my kinda b-tch waits ’til i sleep
then run an’ f-ck my friends
my kinda b-tch waits ’til i sleep then
h-llo? uh, my name is sh-ggs
and i’m looking for a girl
with a big, big fat f-cking -ss
and t-tties and a big fat f-cking -ss
and uh, i want my d-ck sucked
and i want my b-lls scratched
and i want her to scratch my -ss
and twist my b-lls at the same time, that’s a must
and i’m looking for a girl
who can stretch t-tties
and stuff ’em in her -ss
f-ck, yeah, motherf-cker
i’m lookin’ for a b-tch
i’m lookin’ for a girl to fit my needs
my kinda b-tch
we can have picnics under the moon
in the graveyard
we can have picnics under my house
my kinda b-tch
i’m lookin’ for a girl to die with
if you’re already dead, that’s cool
you can sit around an’ wait for me to die
(my kinda b-tch)
i’m lookin’ for a girl to squeeze me
i’m lookin’ for a girl to squeeze my b-lls
let me squeeze your neck
this is lisa
i’ve been a bad, bad girl
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