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instalok - ezreal vs. taric (rap battle) lyrics

[intro: ezreal & taric]
taric, you really freak me out, man
that’s outrageous. truly, truly, truly outrageous

[verse 1: ezreal]
i’m about to show you a true display of sk!ll
time to get these hands dirty from the blood that i will spill
it’s been six years and i’ve hardly changed
it took a million reworks for you to see some play
i’ve got more jumps than mario
you’re like a store brand fabio
say what you want about me, i won’t get an essence flux
and since you like gems so much, i’ve got some family jewels that you can suck
i’ve got three times the skins, even an ultimate to show
how liked i’ve been, wait, where’d the rest of your t-shirt go?

[verse 2: taric]
everybody knows just how stunning i am
but they just want to report you for all the q’s you spam
your hair might be perfection but your sk!lls go one direction
i’m always hoping for a mirror lane to see my own reflection
i could counter your kit if i just step to the side
you just kite back, run, and hide, be a man! where’s your pride?
they say, “always use protection” so i’ll be your defenses
lane with me bot, and i’ll be sure to make you come to your senses

[verse 3: ezreal]
i’m not gonna lane with a man in pink furry boots
how can i focus on csing while you’re staring at my glutes?
and you think i didn’t notice all those s-xual innuendos?
i’d rather have a mute support like sona with crescendos
i would run down mid and arcane shift straight into the fountain
before i’d ever climb with you on this brokeback mountain
i don’t need you, i’ll protect myself, escape or close the gap
when this is over you’ll see you’ve lost, you’re gonna need a map

[verse 4: taric]
you’re still building blue after three whole seasons?
that’s so old i guess it looks like you belong in a museum
turning coals into diamonds, i’ll have the worst players climbing
and in the heat of the battle i’ll be unblemished and shinning
i wield an ancient power that you wouldn’t understand
good luck finding me in ranked, like tyler1 i’m permabanned
we’re all friends here, no need to bm
just follow back on twitter, let me slide in those dms
i know your name is ez but you’re playing hard to get
just let me lane with you and i know you won’t regret

[outro: ezreal & taric]
i’ve got you cornered now, ezzy boy
i’d rather die than lane with you
i’m not gonna let you go that easy

- instalok lyrics

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