intercourse - peter woodcock's dick beaters lyrics
it was the night before thanksgiving
my bar was a f+cking high school reunion
so i decided to black the f+ck out
watching you and your bros chug yuengling playing the same 3 slayer songs
i asked, “if i stomp your flag will you really stomp my ass?
’cause you don’t look like you can even do a push up”
those f+cks piled onto me
i crawled up and started biting d+cks
naturally they had me arrested
i was in a holding cell with clark the shark
he said, “you’re too pretty for prison, act nuts and get committed”
i told them i was chewing c+cks to regenerate my blood
that was turning to dust
they sent me to oakridgе
the therapy was eating acid for brеakfast while strapped to peter woodc+ck
then for arts and crafts he gave me a stick and poke
with the same d+ck beaters he used to strangle children
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