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intercourse - pyramid scheme / friday the 13th (pt. 2) lyrics

job interview, 9 am
you think it’s cute? it makes me sick
comb my hair, take out my nostril ring
here’s my resume, how you like my cover letter?

this lady in the waiting room
smells like salt and f+cking cigarettes
“you think you have what it takes to be a part of this company?
come right in, we want to talk to you”

“i’m just gonna have you fill out this questionnaire, go 3 doors down, and watch a short hour and 45 minute presentation”

i knew the second i saw you walk into the room with that cheap f+cking suit and your sh+t eating salesman grin

next unemployment check i’m buying a gun
next unemployment check i’m buying a gun

it’s time for company downsizing

gonna need all the employees to report promptly to the front lobby
i know i’ve been on sabbatical, but i will be taking on a new position of active shooter
please bear with me, this is an entry level massacre
no jobs, just bullets
the dumbest f+cks were on family feud the other day and it reminded me of you
i’ve got no money for drugs, nothing to do but think about k!lling you
executed by the unemployable
i just wanted you to know how much i love being in my early 30’s and paying for fast food with change
i just wanted you to know how much i love returning bottles to put gas in my car
and how much i love borrowing money

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