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irishtoothache - showtime at subway lyrics

[intro: e+dubble]
alright guys
now+now we+we want to appeal to all the fans, right
and so let’s just keep it a little bit pop
but with a touch of gangster
and maybe just… a dollar, a dollar of bling
uh… dude this is a children’s hospital

[verse 1: e+dubble]
so our fans wanna see us in different venues
now we’re playing while they’re looking at menus
now we’re rapping while they’re eating their pizzas
how the f+ck did we get a gig at chucky cheesers
this sh+t is really getting to me
our agent sucks d+ck just to get us a gig
i compete in karaoke just to make some bling
but then people start to yell that i just can’t sing
so i start to think, while i wash the dishes
i get payed in food just to give a for instance
i tip bar tenders with dimes and incense [?]
save money on posters by saying they’re misprints
so i’m a misfit in this business
radio won’t play us, hater’s like to diss us
people use our cd for a disk
throw the sh+t across the room and then try to hit us
but i’m not mad, cause sh+t don’t phase me
i found a dj who finally will play me
she’s nice but she is a little lazy
she’s got no arms and she has six babies
[chorus: e+dubble]
all of ya’ll who hate our music
screw you cowards f+ck you losers
i don’t really care what ya’ll think
but i’ll rap for you if you buy me a drink
all of ya’ll who hate our music
screw you cowards f+ck you losers
i don’t really care what ya’ll think
but i’ll rap for you if you buy me a drink

[verse 2: skeltz]
last night me and e
finally got a gig
it was a private show for a do it the wig
and it went alright, i mean our flow was tight
but i wonder why evan had to spend the night
next day i was battling this dude named steve
until his mom had to pick him up for little league
and if i give you a demo, no need to curse
i’m sorry if i had to sneak it into your purse
i gave a homeless guy a couple bottles of booze
and started rapping for him, and he called me a looser
but i had the last laugh and f+cking last dig
cause the box i live in is twice as big
so we try to get signed and go on tour
but dre gave me a restraining order
and i love my fans, we have all the luck
cause i know you don’t mean it when you’re screaming
“you suck”!
they only have us on stage because we’re humorous
and if you hate our sh+t, well just humor us
but it really doesn’t matter what i say in this song
because i know you ain’t listening for this long
[chorus: e+dubble]
all of ya’ll who hate our music
screw you cowards f+ck you losers
i don’t really care what ya’ll think
but i’ll rap for you if you buy me a drink
all of ya’ll who hate our music
screw you cowards f+ck you losers
i don’t really care what ya’ll think
but i’ll rap for you if you buy me a drink

[verse 3: e+dubble]
this is when the show breaks down
and people start to leave the crowd
aw f+ck it, it didn’t matter anyhow
they didn’t give us speakers so we don’t have sound
i thought they ’bout to came up and give me a pound
instead he started wooping my ass and beat me to the ground
so the people start getting all over jealous
they try to squeeze through the door but the bouncer won’t let ’em
we come and led zeppelin just to get them to settle
but then they cut our mics off so we rock acapellas
we are really nice fellas when we start to rap
we rock crowds even if they are high on crack
we like to talk to chicks even if they do slap
and we can’t find our gigs even if we have a map
after the show we try to pick up some groupies
but none of them will ever jump inside our hoopties
probably cause our cars all smell like sh+t
it’s okay girls, you’ll never get with this
“f+ck you, i don’t wanna get with that anyway”
“i can’t stand white people”
[chorus: e+dubble]
all of ya’ll who hate our music
screw you cowards f+ck you losers
i don’t really care what ya’ll think
but i’ll rap for you if you buy me a drink

- irishtoothache lyrics

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