ishrome - dr. pepto lyrics
within each drop of the ripe pink liquid
a cure for heartburn grows within it
the helping hand of medication
the beating life blood of our nation
whenever i get the diarrhea
pepto’s there for mama mia
use it to make a pink mint pizza
take a slice or nasty sh-tsies
will spew from your stanky bum
pepto-bismol makes me c-m
grab a cup, yum yum yum
happy your bowels become
i never used to drink the pepto
but then my -ss began to let go
could not control the vicious squirts
i called my mom and said it hurts
she said there was a pink elixir
i had no choice but to trust her
so down the hatch the goo will sn-tch
away the p–pie from my -ss
so now you have seen heaven’s light
no longer will you have to fight
the urge to make that stanky brown
so wipe away that helpless frown
just like the rhea that got you down
that pepto saved my life!
that pepto saved my soul!
and now i have, a shiny bowl
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